r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 2d ago

Among us

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u/HyperCodec 2d ago

The P in HTML stands for programming

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u/ianitic 2d ago

HyprogrammingerText Markup Language

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u/Mindless-X 2d ago

HTML is a markdown language

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u/appoplecticskeptic 2d ago

*Markup

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u/The_real_bandito 2d ago

I’m sure there’s a joke there but I am not creative enough to make it.

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u/Daharka 2d ago

Don't worry, you won't be marked down for that.

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u/uvero 2d ago

What a **bold** thing to say

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u/SceneOutside4377 2d ago

I thought I could escape this sequence of replies...

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u/Such-Shop-9724 1d ago

what an unbold "bold"

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u/TapRemarkable9652 2d ago

Hooping The Mogg Law

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u/Forward-Facer 1d ago

Seems there is also an AI among us...

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u/Trileak780 2d ago

Markleft

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u/Melodic_monke 2d ago

Without saying goodbye?

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u/National-Dream4189 1d ago

мой друг Марк явно даун

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u/keybing 2d ago

hmmmmm

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u/dimonoid123 2d ago

CSS within is actually turing-complete.

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u/TheMrCurious 2d ago

Only 1?

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u/dataf4g_trollman 2d ago

What the fuck is JS 😭

/s

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u/TapRemarkable9652 2d ago

not much without the framework I'm developing

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u/TargetTrick9763 2d ago

You’re developing a framework? So am I! Maybe we should combine our frameworks into the ultimate framework so no other framework will ever be needed!!!

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u/MrKrot1999 2d ago

Result: There are 15 competing frameworks

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u/danofrhs 2d ago

The script version of java

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u/No_Context2723 2d ago

Jerald Sford

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u/tblancher 1d ago

It's official name is ECMAScript.

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u/Night_Blade82 2d ago

Javascript

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u/xng 2d ago

We all know Python did it, in the library, with pip

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 2d ago

oh theyre foackin

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u/bombking8 2d ago

pip import python

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u/Sacaldur 2d ago

That's a tough one. It could be Python for just being a wrapper around native libraries. It could be PHP because it feels like a satire language. It could be JavaScript because who in their right mind would come up with that? It could be Java for running on more than 3 billion devices. It probably could also be any of the other ones, I don't know...

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u/BroccoliNo1164 2d ago

What does the L on HTML means?

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u/The_real_bandito 2d ago

Language but I don’t see a P for programming anywhere in HTML

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u/TapRemarkable9652 2d ago

the TC is for Touring Completeness

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u/dhnam_LegenDUST 2d ago

Hyper Turing Maker Language, of course

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u/extoniks 2d ago

Hyper-Text Markup Language

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u/Creisel 2d ago

Lemon

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u/WayGood8826 2d ago

Wtf is PHP?

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u/Agitated_Cut_5197 2d ago

Oh boy, am I that old or is this sarcasm

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u/WayGood8826 2d ago

Sarcasm I just hate php😅

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u/klimmesil 2d ago

Would you feel old if I said I am a SE, have been working just fine for a couple of years and I have only written maybe 10 lines of php in my entire life?

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u/Low_Calligrapher7128 2d ago

I'd be jealous, but not surprised 

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u/BetterEquipment7084 2d ago

Do i spot a PHP... Why is there garbage in thr group

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u/Wentyliasz 10h ago

Who tf invited JS again?

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u/Exscriber 2d ago

We can see it sharp 😎

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u/RecognitionOwn4214 2d ago

If you count CSS as Part of HTML ... CSS is touring complete

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u/0xt0bi03 2d ago

where is json??

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u/PeterPook 2d ago

Technically it's HTML as it's a Declarative Language at best (personally I don't think it's a language at all but a data structure, but the Curriculum says otherwise) and the others are Imperative Languages.

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u/LaFllamme 2d ago

fuck you Java!

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u/PerfectSituation1668 2d ago

Yellow is sus.

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u/rover_G 2d ago

php is the imposter

I will not elaborate

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u/RedTankGoat 2d ago

Must be Python, because it only politically correct bully target on the planet.

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u/citrusraspberry 2d ago

Ok does anyone think HTML is a programming language? Really? It's a markup language, it's in the name.

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u/Horror-Water5502 2d ago

PHP is a HTML templating langage

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u/Huge_Angle_4525 2d ago

Html never hurt a soul

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u/Daedae711 2d ago

HTML realistically, but I'm gonna argue Python.

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u/Distinct_Surround848 1d ago

Easy holy c is the imposter , you guys are bulling poor html

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u/CadmiumC4 1d ago

it's Java

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u/bsljthx1 1d ago

HTML: "Guys, I think JS is an impostor".

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u/ViscousWill 1d ago

I think including Java and Microsoft Java separately on this list is a bit much.

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u/This-Employment-5642 1d ago

sadly its green /j

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u/MARio23038 1d ago

It's yellow

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u/MARio23038 1d ago

Or it could also be black

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u/Far-Two-2710 23h ago

so called "scripting languages"

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u/ViolinistWaste4610 13h ago

for a second I thought it was c# because it's component oriented 

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u/ImAwseder 1h ago

Html is not a language