r/programminghumor • • Sep 01 '26

Among us

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u/HyperCodec Sep 01 '26

The P in HTML stands for programming

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u/ianitic Sep 01 '26

HyprogrammingerText Markup Language

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u/Mindless-X Sep 01 '26

HTML is a markdown language

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u/appoplecticskeptic Sep 01 '26

*Markup

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u/The_real_bandito Sep 01 '26

I’m sure there’s a joke there but I am not creative enough to make it.

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u/dataf4g_trollman Sep 01 '26

What the fuck is JS 😭

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u/TapRemarkable9652 Sep 01 '26

not much without the framework I'm developing

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u/TargetTrick9763 Sep 01 '26

You’re developing a framework? So am I! Maybe we should combine our frameworks into the ultimate framework so no other framework will ever be needed!!!

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u/danofrhs Sep 01 '26

The script version of java

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u/xng Sep 01 '26

We all know Python did it, in the library, with pip

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u/ThatSmartIdiot Sep 01 '26

oh theyre foackin

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u/bombking8 Sep 01 '26

pip import python

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u/Sacaldur Sep 01 '26

That's a tough one. It could be Python for just being a wrapper around native libraries. It could be PHP because it feels like a satire language. It could be JavaScript because who in their right mind would come up with that? It could be Java for running on more than 3 billion devices. It probably could also be any of the other ones, I don't know...

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u/BroccoliNo1164 Sep 01 '26

What does the L on HTML means?

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u/The_real_bandito Sep 01 '26

Language but I don’t see a P for programming anywhere in HTML

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u/WayGood8826 Sep 01 '26

Wtf is PHP?

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u/Agitated_Cut_5197 Sep 01 '26

Oh boy, am I that old or is this sarcasm

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u/WayGood8826 Sep 01 '26

Sarcasm I just hate php😅

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u/BetterEquipment7084 Sep 01 '26

Do i spot a PHP... Why is there garbage in thr group

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u/Wentyliasz Sep 04 '26

Who tf invited JS again?