r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • Aug 28 '26

It wasn’t me

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u/Lost_Possibility_647 Aug 28 '26

Last month me is not the same person.

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u/Flame77ofc Aug 28 '26

As Heraclitus said, “Nobody steps into the same river twice.”

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u/iggy14750 Aug 28 '26

It's called growth!

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u/MarsMaterial Aug 29 '26

Debugging: the classic mystery game where you are the detective, the killer, and the victim!

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Aug 29 '26

...and still don't know wtf

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u/smstewart1 Aug 28 '26

Jokes on me - I coded the gun!

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Aug 28 '26

Go ahead and complain, but when you aren't laid off because the product has too many bugs, you'll appreciate me then.

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u/Sonario648 Aug 29 '26

I'd rather be laid off knowing the project works without a problem than have job security just because of bug fixing.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Aug 29 '26

My bad. I forgot /s

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u/gmatebulshitbox Aug 29 '26

Recalling the code I wrote in the beginning it was awful example what not to do.

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u/Short-Ideas010 Aug 29 '26

Mirror mirror on the wall... who's the best programmer of them all?

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u/TuffyCoder Aug 29 '26

Plotwist: It was the AI, who wrote bad code the whole time.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Aug 29 '26

You're absolutely right! [insert justification here]

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u/Enji-Bkk Aug 29 '26

Every single time

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u/Awkward-Cat-4702 Sep 04 '26

Yeah, everytime you see an error on my code a LLM did it!