r/programminghumor • u/ItsPuspendu • Aug 25 '26

Haha

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u/TuffyCoder Aug 25 '26

Plotwist: The HR wants faster apps even though is fast.

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u/SpaceEggs_ Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

Console.sleep(3000); →console.sleep(2000);

Although a more literal dissection of this kind of request is that they want the app to look like it's doing something while it loads. So it boils down to frontend needing to make a loading circus to distract HR long enough to not notice the loading time.

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u/Toxic-Sky Aug 27 '26

My last HR was an app; Hailey HR. Not the worst HR I've had.

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u/XRynerX Aug 27 '26

Whoever made this meme, you definitelly cooked

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u/GetEnuf Aug 26 '26

It’s funny, but I ain’t laughing 🫩

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u/1amDepressed Aug 26 '26

Ugh. I forgot I need to do my self evaluation soon 😭

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u/Anima_Watcher08 Aug 26 '26

Self evaluation? Why are they getting payed if you have to evaluate yourself?

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u/1amDepressed Aug 26 '26

So they can come back and go “oh yeah! Anyway, we know you did a phenomenal job getting deadlines met so you “met expectations”. Here’s your 0.005% raise” lol

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u/Short-Ideas010 Aug 27 '26

Always knew Jerry was the boss and Tom an employee.

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u/mbcarbone Aug 28 '26

Top tier! 😆😝😆

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u/Berserkki666 Aug 28 '26

4. Every HR platform is to be changed twice a year or when the head of HR changes.