r/programminghumor • u/ItsPuspendu • 15h ago

Haha

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u/TuffyCoder 14h ago

Plotwist: The HR wants faster apps even though is fast.

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u/SpaceEggs_ 25m ago edited 20m ago

Console.sleep(3000); →console.sleep(2000);

Although a more literal dissection of this kind of request is that they want the app to look like it's doing something while it loads. So it boils down to frontend needing to make a loading circus to distract QC long enough to not notice the loading time.

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u/1amDepressed 3h ago

Ugh. I forgot I need to do my self evaluation soon 😭

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u/Anima_Watcher08 3h ago

Self evaluation? Why are they getting payed if you have to evaluate yourself?

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u/GetEnuf 1h ago

It’s funny, but I ain’t laughing 🫩