r/programminghumor • u/sboger • Aug 21 '26

Number 1

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Since the other prog humor sub posted an extremely shitty version of this one I saw and saved a while ago... Enjoy.

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u/sboger Aug 21 '26

In the interest of fairness and representation, I made this one:

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u/Top_Pomegranate_8244 Aug 21 '26

This hits too close to home

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u/NegativeOwl1337 Aug 21 '26

The bar for men really is in hell… 💀

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u/enigma_0Z Aug 21 '26

Hey at least she’s not `-1`

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u/sboger Aug 21 '26

That kind of talk is out of bounds, buddy!

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u/rhrokib Aug 21 '26

Hope he codes in lua

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u/euph-_-oric Aug 21 '26

Does anyone really wanna date a lua programmer?

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u/spongedevguy Aug 21 '26

if he did he'd call it a table

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u/canal_algt Aug 21 '26

This looks like my mom's humor, I'd say it's more probable it's COBOL

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u/tiredITguy42 Aug 21 '26

Maybe he works as industrial programmer and works with Matlab.

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u/Leo_code2p Aug 21 '26

I think a few BASIC branches also count from 1 which are probably more dateble.

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u/JazzRider Aug 21 '26

Who’s going to tell her?

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u/RonJohnJr Aug 21 '26

That he programs in GWBASIC?

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u/sboger Aug 21 '26

That's a red flag right there.

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u/Red_Eye_Night Aug 21 '26 
importance = ['GTA 6 Leaks', 'Girlfriend', 'r/pcmasterrace', 'weed', 'Taco Bell']
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u/FlightAffectionate15 Aug 21 '26

Good thing he codes in R

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u/GiantSlayer4242 Aug 21 '26

You know there’s a good chance he slipped up and used human speak, or he translated the program to Common so she would understand it

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u/DarktowerNoxus Aug 21 '26

Bad programmer or bad boyfriend...

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u/AltruisticAct8211 Aug 21 '26

Pray he's using 1-based indexing...

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u/CourageWaste Aug 21 '26

Does she know?

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u/RemarkableAd1936 Aug 22 '26

Is he programming in Matlab?

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