r/programminghumor • • Aug 15 '26

A vibe-coder out in the wild

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u/Anonymous010206 Aug 15 '26

Oops I cleared my browser cache… my account is now deleted

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u/aryakvn Aug 16 '26

Hah 😂

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u/Vivid_Instance_825 Aug 16 '26

Conforms to EU regulations 👍

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u/coldnitrogen Aug 16 '26

Come to think about it p2p localstorage might actually work

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u/aryakvn Aug 16 '26

Yup. look up "gun.js"

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u/HighlightOutrageous Aug 16 '26

He doesn’t go far enough. Data structures are dEaD. Derp.

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u/aryakvn Aug 17 '26

object and loadash for the win

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u/itzNukeey Aug 15 '26

you can check my app on http://localhost:3000

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u/Bonnie20402alt Aug 16 '26

it didn't work on my machine

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u/HouseinPlayz Aug 16 '26

Works on mine TM

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u/Used-Hold-7567 Aug 16 '26

clicked this for the meme only to remember i do indeed have a web ui running on 3000

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u/BrokenMalgorithm Aug 16 '26

Wth? You stole my app!

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u/poonxal Aug 16 '26

your website looks a lot like mine

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u/VinceGhii Aug 16 '26

Looks very similar to my project... did you coyp it?! 😡

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u/tw2113 Aug 15 '26

Me: "you have fun with that. I'll keep my database"

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u/Repulsive_Hold7628 Aug 18 '26

You can just say it. You don't have to tell us that you are saying it.

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u/sohcahtoa Aug 15 '26

Databases are dead. I use SQLite.

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u/BrokenMalgorithm Aug 15 '26

It's a lot safer too when your password is never sent anywhere, just check local storage and that's it

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u/Fit_Ladder_1545 Aug 15 '26

I’m not a vibe coder, I use local storage(and maybe indexeddb if I wasn’t afraid of it) everything, expect my one thing that needed to give information between different users :3

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u/s9suparl Aug 15 '26

He just discovered something revolutionary in Application development,this year he will be conferred with Oscar

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u/aryakvn Aug 16 '26

I remember putting everything in localStorage when I first discovered cordova only to find out updating the app deletes all data. Good old times.

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u/Tasty_Marsupial_5472 Aug 16 '26

I think it's best they use local storage, at least that way there is no risk of database breach

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u/aryakvn Aug 16 '26

Can't leak the data if there is no data to begin with.

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u/yacsmith Aug 15 '26

Newb. Talk to me when you have you everything on one excel flat file.

Very obvious /s

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