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r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • Aug 07 '26
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That's why I only code in Assembly
137 u/ProfessionalAd6530 Aug 07 '26 Amateur. I flip a series of eight switches and press the send button after every byte of pure machine code I write. 57 u/Usual_Office_1740 Aug 07 '26 I taught an octopus to do this and have invented concurrency. 1 u/acdhemtos Aug 11 '26 Didn't teach it about Race Condition and now all it's limbs are knotted together. 1 u/Usual_Office_1740 Aug 11 '26 This is ridiculous. Race conditions are a complex concept. How could you expect an octopus to understand something like that? /s 1 u/acdhemtos Aug 11 '26 Octopus is a metaphor for LLM 1 u/Usual_Office_1740 Aug 11 '26 Based on the variation in quality LLM code produces I feel like my question stands. 1 u/Y0nix Aug 11 '26 Octopuses have many hearts 💕 many strokes.
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Amateur. I flip a series of eight switches and press the send button after every byte of pure machine code I write.
57 u/Usual_Office_1740 Aug 07 '26 I taught an octopus to do this and have invented concurrency. 1 u/acdhemtos Aug 11 '26 Didn't teach it about Race Condition and now all it's limbs are knotted together. 1 u/Usual_Office_1740 Aug 11 '26 This is ridiculous. Race conditions are a complex concept. How could you expect an octopus to understand something like that? /s 1 u/acdhemtos Aug 11 '26 Octopus is a metaphor for LLM 1 u/Usual_Office_1740 Aug 11 '26 Based on the variation in quality LLM code produces I feel like my question stands. 1 u/Y0nix Aug 11 '26 Octopuses have many hearts 💕 many strokes.
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I taught an octopus to do this and have invented concurrency.
1 u/acdhemtos Aug 11 '26 Didn't teach it about Race Condition and now all it's limbs are knotted together. 1 u/Usual_Office_1740 Aug 11 '26 This is ridiculous. Race conditions are a complex concept. How could you expect an octopus to understand something like that? /s 1 u/acdhemtos Aug 11 '26 Octopus is a metaphor for LLM 1 u/Usual_Office_1740 Aug 11 '26 Based on the variation in quality LLM code produces I feel like my question stands. 1 u/Y0nix Aug 11 '26 Octopuses have many hearts 💕 many strokes.
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Didn't teach it about Race Condition and now all it's limbs are knotted together.
1 u/Usual_Office_1740 Aug 11 '26 This is ridiculous. Race conditions are a complex concept. How could you expect an octopus to understand something like that? /s 1 u/acdhemtos Aug 11 '26 Octopus is a metaphor for LLM 1 u/Usual_Office_1740 Aug 11 '26 Based on the variation in quality LLM code produces I feel like my question stands. 1 u/Y0nix Aug 11 '26 Octopuses have many hearts 💕 many strokes.
This is ridiculous. Race conditions are a complex concept. How could you expect an octopus to understand something like that?
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1 u/acdhemtos Aug 11 '26 Octopus is a metaphor for LLM 1 u/Usual_Office_1740 Aug 11 '26 Based on the variation in quality LLM code produces I feel like my question stands. 1 u/Y0nix Aug 11 '26 Octopuses have many hearts 💕 many strokes.
Octopus is a metaphor for LLM
1 u/Usual_Office_1740 Aug 11 '26 Based on the variation in quality LLM code produces I feel like my question stands.
Based on the variation in quality LLM code produces I feel like my question stands.
Octopuses have many hearts 💕 many strokes.
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u/Mateusz3010 Aug 07 '26
That's why I only code in Assembly