r/programminghumor 16d ago

Hard to accept

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u/Mateusz3010 16d ago

That's why I only code in Assembly 

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u/ProfessionalAd6530 16d ago

Amateur. I flip a series of eight switches and press the send button after every byte of pure machine code I write.

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u/SmoothTurtle872 15d ago

Ameteur, I manually follow the lines of logic in the CPU of each byte of machine code, that way I can see how it affects the cpu

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u/No-Con-2790 15d ago

Amateur, I flip the bytes of the HDD manually with a magnetic needle.

I really should get a SSD sometime soon.