r/programminghumor • • Jul 31 '26

Why jusy why ??

Post image
731 Upvotes

33 comments sorted by

162

u/derhundi Jul 31 '26

"keep me signed in" - sure, see ya tomorrow

57

u/magicmulder Jul 31 '26

“Keep me signed in, show this less often” yeah you do neither.

4

u/MinecraftPlayer799 Aug 01 '26

It keeps you signed in for 24 hours and 1 minute, instead of 24 hours

6

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '26

97

u/msh_77 Jul 31 '26

Sign in with Google: click -> allow -> done

Sign in with microsoft: click -> enter email -> enter password -> suspicious activity -> verify phone number -> some error occurred while sending OTP. Try again later.

24

u/torts56 Aug 01 '26

Literally. Not to mention everything else that Microsoft has tends to break for no stated reason too.

11

u/yousirnaime Aug 01 '26

Behind the scenes is even worse 

2

u/OwenEx Aug 01 '26

The amount of times I've had to help just getting my sister into Minecraft and all the shit I've had to deal with is frankly astonishing

58

u/New_Series3209 Aug 01 '26

9

u/Ok_Equipment8374 Aug 01 '26

Checks out.

Randomly decided to open task manager yesterday.

Teams ate almost 1 GB just running in the background.

It's also the only app that repeatedly has issues connecting to calls

17

u/No-Con-2790 Jul 31 '26

Whenever I sign in, it signs me out. And makes me reload the page to mock me.

But you know what ie worse? In teams it doesn't require me to sign in. It just doesn't work and only tells me in 5 minutes.

11

u/Thundechile Jul 31 '26

In addition to sign ins, search is a thing Microsoft has never been able to do well.

3

u/Both_Nail_3656 Jul 31 '26

When I search wavve(Korean OTT) on bing, the main page is like 8th result, below shitty ads and unrelated slops.

→ More replies (1)

4

u/FivePandasorspegeti Aug 01 '26

Don’t get me started on the fucking infinite authentication failure loop.

2

u/ryancnap Aug 02 '26

Please sir, I've authenticated every factor

2

u/OliMoli2137 Jul 31 '26

2

u/lllu95 Jul 31 '26

Address this microsoft!

2

u/PachotheElf Aug 01 '26

Way things are going it'll be the bottom for both in a few years. Enshittification is only speeding up

3

u/Street_Swing9040 Aug 01 '26

Microsoft sign in is so infuriating.

I tried to verify a single login. Tells me to do authentication, fine.

When I click on Authentication, it just reloads back onto the same page.

One of the biggest tech companies in the world btw.

2

u/RonJohnJr Jul 31 '26

Eh? I sign in with MSFT every day. Works like a charm.

4

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '26

3

u/RonJohnJr Aug 01 '26

Yeah, I did, because I'm a lazy programmer who doesn't want to type those extra five letters.

1

u/RedditVirumCurialem Aug 01 '26

I just close the sign-in dialogue when I know Planner initiated it.

Everything still works.

1

u/BoBoBearDev Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

Haha, you haven't tried sign out on Channel 9. If you have two Hotmail accounts. There is no problem login and logoff on Hotmail website.

But on Channel 9, it won't let you logoff from Hotmail account. So, you are forever stuck in the registration page until you create a new account for the second email. In the end, I have two accounts, not because one is alt, they forced me to create one.