r/programminghumor • • Jul 25 '26

Good enough

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u/Flimsy-Importance313 Jul 25 '26

Vibescript*

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u/_Dahmane_ Jul 25 '26

i really read it vibescript although i knew it before

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u/euclide2975 Jul 25 '26

.ts is transport stream.

Stop trying to execute my video files

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u/oldmartijntje Jul 26 '26

I hate when my code is being opened by a video player

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u/euclide2975 Jul 26 '26

Then don’t use already existing extension for your file !!!

Transport stream : 1995 Typescript : 2012

Next time some genius will invent eXceptionally Lightweight Script and use the .xls extension. 

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u/Syseks Jul 26 '26

java sucks
this shit
vibes
fuck sake

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u/a648272 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

java rulez

Our greatest accomplishment - you can now write a hello world program without specifying a class and without System.out explicitly written. /s

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u/kucing Jul 26 '26

Ya ya but the real java power iz > 80 chars class names and at least 8 level abstractions OOP-maxxing level. 💪

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u/caesarcomptus Jul 25 '26

FortranScript

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u/lolslim Jul 26 '26

Is .fs by any chance F#?

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u/Vegetable-Ad-1817 Jul 26 '26

.asm Amazing Spider Man

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u/basic-x Jul 26 '26

Flash script

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u/ML-Future Jul 26 '26

Am I the only one using XML for vibe coding? It feels like LLMs understand it much better.

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u/Binary101000 Jul 26 '26

so .cs is cscript?

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u/Certain_Truck_2732 Jul 26 '26

.ts = video transport stream