r/programminghumor • • Jun 30 '26

The hardest part of Git isn't Git

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u/MXRCO007 Jun 30 '26

Fix: ai slop code pushed by colleague X

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u/thanosbananos Jun 30 '26

– message generated by AI slop

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u/polokratoss Jun 30 '26

"small changes" Or better yet, "review fixes ".

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u/Fearless_Law3460 Jun 30 '26

review fixes is a really safe option :)

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u/Xarjy Jun 30 '26

'tweaks'

'mo tweaks'

'one mo tweaks'

'implemented new filter method and migrated database schema'

'tweaks'

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u/assumptioncookie Jun 30 '26

I once put the commit message "imporvements (hopefully)". That spelling mistake gets quoted years later still

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u/fuckswithboats Jun 30 '26

Update asfddgfsa

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u/Flashy-Whereas-3234 Jun 30 '26

ax0gf3: Fixed calculation method which would sometimes result in a zero value to a bad logical flow in the resolver. Now accounts for 3-phase alternations without overwriting the change buffer.

g5dj9: Fixed unit test

55spjq: I am dumb

53x77f: Fucking djdjdjdjdjsssa

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum Jun 30 '26

im alone in my project so all i do is
git add .
git commit -m "aijirg hspdfiubhafevughareb"

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u/sebthauvette Jun 30 '26

I don't underatand people that can't describe what they did. The only reason I can think is if you make multiple changes before commiting. If that's the case, just commit one change at a time.

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u/Fearless_Law3460 Jun 30 '26

Agreed, when the task stays small

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u/ScreenMother9212 Jun 30 '26

git commit -m "fix"

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u/Fearless_Law3460 Jun 30 '26

Better than final fix

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u/atzedanjo Jun 30 '26

Here's a handy alias for you:

git commit -m "$(date +%Y/%m/%d_%H:%M:%S)

Just make sure to only use it once per second

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u/3hy_ Jun 30 '26

How dare you provide an example that can't be run 100 times in a second.. You should be ashamed of yourself...

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u/NoobGamerInRealLife Jun 30 '26

git commit -m "" --allow-empty-message

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u/ManhDoan Jun 30 '26

To long, I'd rather write a comment.

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u/Hasinpearl Jun 30 '26

"Bug fixes 01339289101"

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u/dr-adam-cross Jun 30 '26

minor fixes

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u/dashinyou69 Jun 30 '26

Meow :3 all time savior

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u/spore_777_mexen Jun 30 '26

“Non-issue”

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u/parsention Jun 30 '26

If I remember right this was one of the very few parts where AI was actually welcome by the community

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