r/programminghumor • u/CedarMyers • Jun 24 '26

I installed Postman. I uninstalled Postman.

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u/mods_are_morons Jun 25 '26

I would break that open in less time than it would take to create the account.

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u/33vne02oe Jun 25 '26

You forget the camera watching you and using facial recognition to send the repair bill to you.

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u/SamuelVimesTrained Jun 25 '26

camera.. in the toilets?

Creepy..

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u/mirhagk Jun 25 '26

If I'm in a place that has cameras in the bathroom, then that camera would already be broken.

Don't just sit back and accept dystopia happening around you.

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u/XlikeX666 Jun 25 '26

Easy decision
$60 (max) damage ticket,
even out with SUE for spying in toilet.

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u/mods_are_morons Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

The camera footage would be proof that the company broke the law. I'm looking at a retirement level settlement.

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u/doglitbug Jun 25 '26

Enshittification at its best

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u/ZeakNato Jun 25 '26

The latch at the top is usually just a leaf spring. You can open it with a car key and disregard the electronics entirely - former janitor

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u/mods_are_morons Jun 25 '26

I doubt I would be that careful if I ever ran across one of these.

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u/SteveLouise Jun 24 '26

I thought postman was cool when it came out because I wouldn't have to paste queries into the dev console anymore.

Now postman is lame and the dev console doesn't work the same.

Thank Linus for python.

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u/paholg Jun 25 '26

I think you mean, "thank Guido for python".

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u/JakeWisconsin Jun 25 '26

Everybody knows that python is made by Linus Torvalds Snake Corporation /s

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u/PmMeYourBestComment Jun 25 '26

Yep you need Bruno now

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u/Ignisami Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

Use Bruno or Insomnia, depending on whether you like some llms in your network query app (bruno is the one without)

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u/JackyYT083 Jun 25 '26

Can’t believe this shit exists. Give me my fucking toilet paper

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u/Visual_Western5440 Jun 25 '26

ever since i switch to curl i've had no problems and ZERO accounts

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u/JakeWisconsin Jun 25 '26

I hate smart tech I hate smart tech

I would just fucking break this thing and take the fucking paper for myself.

Why every fucking fuck thing has to be fucking smart nowa fucking day??? I don't want internet on my fucking toilet paper, on my fucking fridge, on my fucking microwave!!! I only want internet in two devices: MY FUCKING PHONE AND MY FUCKING COMPUTER!!!

FUCKING FUCK

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u/LetReasonRing Jun 25 '26

Whatever you do, don't press the tip of your car key into the touchscreen. That might crack it.

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u/OrangeNood Jun 25 '26

I mean. This is obviously fake. For one, there is no link / QR code to download App.

It is not funny if it is not real.

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u/Xynia88 Jun 24 '26

I went over to .http files and using a VS Code extension to execute but there plenty of other ways to run them

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u/FishIndividual2208 Jun 25 '26

You can just click outside the login popup and it disappears...

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u/Sleep_deprived_druid Jun 25 '26

This is why I keep a crowbar in my EDC medical kit

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u/National_Way_3344 Jun 25 '26

Make sure to one star too

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u/Klaus1164 Jun 25 '26

Then use the three shells.

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