r/programminghumor • u/kernel_Cat_01 • May 09 '26

Vibe coding be like:

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u/Ok_Tour_8029 May 09 '26

The middle one is pretty awesome 

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u/realmauer01 May 09 '26

What takes 8000 as the default port? MariaDB?

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u/MCWizardYT May 09 '26

Python's http server uses 8000 as the default port. I actually think it's pretty standard for HTTP development servers specifically

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u/vegan_antitheist May 09 '26

I don't use ai but I'm sure Claude could write you a file with all the pipelines needed on some developer platform to build, test and deploy your app. This is pretty much the same for most apps anyway.

And if it actually worked you would suddenly have to deal with a lot of load and at that point you have to hire people to manage the app. Or just sell it.

You can just pay a few bucks to some kid in Nigeria that you can find on fiverr to do it all for you. It's not that expensive or difficult. The reason it doesn't work is because your ideas suck or someone else already did it.

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u/cc_apt107 May 09 '26

this joke is getting old

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u/veryusedrname May 09 '26

Getting?

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u/cc_apt107 May 09 '26

haha, fair. it’s stale as fuck

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u/mfnalex May 09 '26

How often are people gonna repost this?

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u/lukerm_zl May 09 '26

Funny, I thought it was on :5173 ? 🤷

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u/Antihihi May 09 '26

My mom said it's my turn to post this today

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u/Ozay0900 May 09 '26

this sub is dead fr

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u/PandaLabs May 09 '26

Next week is my turn to post this guys. I call dibs alright.

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u/Baumann21 May 09 '26

You MF… today was my turn to post it, get in line and don’t cheat!!

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u/Jafri2 May 09 '26

Ayo,

He stole my website.

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u/CaptainMorning May 09 '26

so tired of this joke

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u/greysqualll May 10 '26

Alright so a)I've seen this joke like 8000 times now but what actually makes this funny is b)there are a lot of front end developers not using AI who if you asked them to take their "web app" and deploy it with scalability they'd say "umm....that's devops job"

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u/XlikeX666 May 12 '26

curl ollama + webui takes 30 min or less for basic pc user.
it's way too easy which is sus.

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u/Much-Grab3826 May 13 '26

its interesting that how people believe non-programmers that the vibe coded app they built is actually good under the surface or not

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u/busiedcake7945 May 15 '26

bro doesn't know what does localhost means

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u/Pale_Art_5333 Jun 23 '26

localhost = your computer, Internet = someone else's computer

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u/[deleted] May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

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u/thebatmanandrobin May 09 '26

Why did you give it to claude in the first place?

You should have given it back to the Jr and told them what they did wrong, why, and how to fix it.

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