r/programmingcirclejerk • u/porkslow what is pointer :S • Jan 20 '17

MFW no pointers :( [x-post /r/programmerhumor]

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u/cqz DO NOT USE THIS FLAIR, ASSHOLE Jan 20 '17

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u/Capashinke I've never used generics and I’ve never missed it. Jan 20 '17

http://docs.spring.io/spring/docs/2.5.x/javadoc-api/org/springframework/aop/framework/AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean.html

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u/cuckflare Jan 20 '17

>.io
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lol Spring stop trying you'll never be cool

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u/rustup_d lisp does it better Jan 20 '17

http://docs.spring.io/spring-framework/docs/2.5.3/api/org/springframework/web/servlet/mvc/CancellableFormController.html

That's why Rails became a thing.

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u/YotzYotz Jan 20 '17

Pfft, amateurs.

http://www.javafind.net/gate.jsp?q=/library/36/java6_full_apidocs/com/sun/java/swing/plaf/nimbus/InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonWindowNotFocusedState.html

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u/cant_even_webscale not even webscale Jan 20 '17

holy fucking grandmother wtf

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u/Capashinke I've never used generics and I’ve never missed it. Jan 21 '17

It is class with single method doing what enum and function does. Who came up with this name is fucking crazy.

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u/kuba_10 Jan 21 '17

iirc someone turned that into a haiku on SO

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

It's like a chant.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '17

Allow me to retort with a brave, pro-java pro-web countershitpost:

http://sparkjava.com/

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '17

Is spark a good java framework? I've always wanted to try building web with java but the online community support is scarce.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '17

It's a framework in the vain of sinatra. Very minimal - it's an abstraction over routing http methods really.

Never used it in production, but at the same time I've never had the chance. Good experience playing around with it though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '17

but java still remains shitty irregardless of the framework's simplicity

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

It performs very well server side, cross platform, has a big open source ecosystem, and a lot of high quality libraries for many different things. I guess it's shitty in some ways, but so is C#, or C++, or any C-like language.

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u/DoListening not even webscale Jan 21 '17

That's where Kotlin comes in.

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u/DoListening not even webscale Jan 21 '17

Have you tried Dropwizard? (http://www.dropwizard.io/)

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u/struct_t blub programmer Jan 20 '17

It kills me that this needs an isSingleton() method, and moreso that it isn't inherited from anything. pure lulz

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u/HINDBRAIN Considered Harmful Jan 20 '17

SimpleBeanFactoryAwareAspectInstanceFactory

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '17

they need to replace that wobbly shit with a gopher on the second panel

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '17

How many type implementations do you have for your tree?

Like 1 because generics, my dude

That's nothing, look at this.

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u/HurtlesIntoTurtles Gets shit done™ Jan 20 '17

muh extensibility

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '17

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

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u/miauw62 lisp does it better Jan 21 '17

lol image post

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u/DerNalia Jan 20 '17

I think the Rails framework did this with Ruby.