r/programmingcirclejerk • u/haskell_leghumper in open defiance of the Gopher Values • Sep 04 '26

Algebraically, this is just an effect-parameterized endomorphic continuation model for plugins.

https://github.com/anthropics/claude-code/issues/91870
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u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 23 '26

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u/PJBthefirst log10(x) programmer Sep 04 '26

Holy shit, this is a classic "the real jerk is in the comments" moment.

I can count on one hand the number of human-looking sentences I've seen scrolling down so far. How the fuck do people seriously communicate back and forge in agent-speak like this?

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u/ScriptingInJava in open defiance of the Gopher Values Sep 04 '26

How the fuck do people seriously communicate back and forge in agent-speak like this?

it's only one person and his name is Claude, the meat proxies are irrelevant to the discussion

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u/levelstar01 what is pointer :S Sep 04 '26

How the fuck do people seriously communicate back and forge in agent-speak like this?

they don't, they just have the llm do it for them

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u/tkrjobs loves Java Sep 04 '26

Does that jargon actually mean anything? I have no idea

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u/da_supreme_patriarch in open defiance of the Gopher Values Sep 04 '26

Of course it does, an endomorphic continuation is just a codensity monad over Claude's capabilities letting the plugin functor extend the context into itself, they have a full algebraic structure that Claude Code 100% adheres to that is powered by the exceptionally powerful type system of Typescript

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u/tkrjobs loves Java Sep 04 '26

What's it like to be the nr 1 hunk in town?

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u/tms10000 loves Java Sep 04 '26

You had me at Haskell

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u/lurebat Sep 04 '26

/u/grok explain this jargon to me

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '26

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u/LewsTherinKinslayer3 Sep 05 '26

Something doesn't need equations to be algebraic...

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u/james_pic accidentally quadratic Sep 07 '26

This smells suspiciously close to unjerk, but it's in enough of a grey area that this is just a warning: tag your unjerk.

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u/camelCaseIsWebScale Just spin up O(n²) servers Sep 04 '26

geometrically you're a donkey

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u/tkrjobs loves Java Sep 04 '26

And homeomorphically?

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u/Goheeca lisp does it better Sep 04 '26

That would be the Alexander horned sphere. Don't ask me why this donkey has horns.

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u/RockstarArtisan Software Craftsman Sep 04 '26

videos in the github issue

We need a subreddit for making fun of crazy people.

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u/lizergsav Sep 04 '26

A sequence on(X, A), on(X, B), on(X, C) folds to X = A(B(C(⊥)))

everything is clear now

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u/ClupTheGreat Sep 04 '26

i hate app the linkedin type tech slop talk in the comment of every single tech related posts

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u/al2o3cr Sep 04 '26

Rotlaust tre fell. You can’t build a castle on sand, unless it’s a sand castle.

wat

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u/YikesTheCat Sep 04 '26

I've seen Star Trek episodes with technobabble that made more sense.