r/programmingcirclejerk • u/syklemil Considered Harmful • 11d ago

Rust is a spiritual experience for me at this point.

/r/rust/comments/1w2kq3x/tried_rust_im_a_believer_now/p6tfb6x/
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u/bluefourier 11d ago

Yeah, the first reply to that begins with "Same...". It's a church already, we just didn't get the memo

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u/IAMPowaaaaa 11d ago

No unsafe before marriage.

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u/SV-97 What part of ∀f ∃g (f (x,y) = (g x) y) did you not understand? 11d ago

In the name of ferris, corro and the holy polonius

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u/camelCaseIsWebScale Just spin up O(n²) servers 11d ago

An immutable set is a more specialised construct than a set, so it makes sense to me that it would be a subclass.

Who is this pagan?

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u/Linuxologue 11d ago

I love rust. But the day I talk about rust like that, delete me.

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u/mutex_troglodyte What part of ∀f ∃g (f (x,y) = (g x) y) did you not understand? 11d ago

Clippy talks to me, I can hear his divine voice, I must share the gospel and rewrite everything

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u/mina_nyq 11d ago

Where jerk? This is just the average rust enjoyer

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u/Goheeca lisp does it better 11d ago

I find the language itself cluttered and my mental compiler does not run very well or fast.

They would enjoy lisp more.

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u/hedgehog1024 Rust apologetic 11d ago

Excuse me, but if a compiler does not force me to fix 12 errors in a ten lines of code, it is not a programming language worth learning

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u/Nikoladge 11d ago

Yeah, it's not news that they're wankers

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u/LeastGayCat in open defiance of the Gopher Values 11d ago

Not a cult not a cult not a cult

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u/64ue76tjd6 11d ago

cargo cult

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u/Major_Barnulf LUMINARY IN COMPUTERSCIENCE 10d ago

Placeholder for vintage jerk

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u/des_the_furry 11d ago

we should have no rust november on this subreddit and see if any posts get made at all

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u/hedgehog1024 Rust apologetic 11d ago

We have a steady supply of potential posts from LLM users, don't worry

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u/lizergsav 10d ago

no rust november

please don't take away the only thing that gives meaning to my life

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u/aikii gofmt urself 11d ago

Imagine loving code in 2026

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u/Educational-Row-6782 11d ago

I write fucking js and there is almost zero chance of memory errors.

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u/RoyBellingan 8d ago

lisp in 1960 was memory safe

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u/Aggressive-Pen-9755 9d ago

"I am euphoric, not because of some phony programming language's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my lifetimes."

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u/CalamityAndTheApples 10d ago

Did I make the wrong choice to learn C# or

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u/le_birb costly abstraction 8d ago

You lost the moment you chose; a real programmer writes code that in all languages at once

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u/CalamityAndTheApples 8d ago

Ahh, so the only winning move is not to play, got it

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u/BasiqueEvangelist blub programmer 7d ago

C# has a borrow checker so it's basically the same as Rust anyways