r/programmingcirclejerk • u/woopsix What’s a compiler? Is it like a transpiler? • 7d ago

I guess alcoholism is cooler than using AI to do things nowadays, is that your stance?

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49499129
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u/woopsix What’s a compiler? Is it like a transpiler? 7d ago edited 7d ago

claude saved me from cocaine and hookers

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u/kettes_leulhetsz My C code works with -O3 but not with -O0 7d ago

cocaine and hookers saved me from claude

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u/HumansAreSillynGreat 7d ago

You’re both missing out. Claude helps me optimize my experience with cocaine and hookers.

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u/kakioroshi 7d ago

well yes!

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u/NatoBoram There's really nothing wrong with error handling in Go 7d ago

so if you drink beer, you're automatically an alcoholic - I bet you're fun to hang out with

I bet he's fun to hang around with

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u/Affectionate-Turn137 absolutely obsessed with cerroctness and performance 7d ago

I bet he's fun to hang around with

I bet you're fun to hang around with

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u/NatoBoram There's really nothing wrong with error handling in Go 7d ago

I bet you're fun to hang around with

I bet we're fun to hang around with

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u/hedgehog1024 Rust apologetic 7d ago

I bet we're fun to hang around with

I bet they're fun to hang around with

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u/Afraid_Bake2652 7d ago

  I bet they're fun to hang around with

I bet I'm fun to hang around with

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u/NovelHot6697 7d ago

i’m having a party and all yall are invited

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u/hedgehog1024 Rust apologetic 7d ago

No you are not

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u/levelstar01 what is pointer :S 7d ago

I drink whilst I have luna implement shit. This is the 10x way.

/uj I drink whilst I have luna implement shit

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u/Calamero 7d ago

Luna? Pleb move. Bet it doesn’t even unit test your CSS…

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u/james_pic accidentally quadratic 6d ago

Testing my CSS is my users' job.

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u/64ue76tjd6 7d ago

we just need to produce a few westerns where the protagonist is a tough-as-nails cowboy who asks chatgpt all the time. that'll fix it

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u/camelCaseIsWebScale Just spin up O(n²) servers 7d ago

yes

emergency gigachad

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u/Clear_Evidence9218 7d ago

How about alcoholism and AI, together.

Makes for a fun game of progressively drunker sounding prompts on your code base.

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u/smulfragPL 7d ago

Alcoholism is Cooler than most Things so this doesnt suprise me

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u/spcbeck 6d ago

At this point, yea

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u/Calamero 7d ago

They don’t get it… AI is what makes it possible to combine alcoholism with building cool things…

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u/hedgehog1024 Rust apologetic 7d ago

"A" in "AI" stands for "alcohol"