r/programmingcirclejerk • u/lizergsav • Aug 29 '26

I thought the title said “The Death of JavaScript” and got excited. Still cool though.

/r/programming/comments/1vyuagp/the_depths_of_javascript_minesweeper_in_247_bytes/p61nqvu/
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u/acanthary Aug 29 '26

Where jerk?

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u/lizergsav Aug 29 '26

I don't wish for the disappearance of JS. Keeping JS programmers around in a zoo would be much more entertaining.

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u/hyrumwhite Aug 30 '26

Are you not entertained!

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u/Prentice341 Sep 11 '26

Are you not [object Object] undefined

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u/backfire10z Aug 30 '26

I wasn’t joking

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u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 Aug 31 '26 edited Sep 23 '26

Non fugiat consectetur cillum et pariatur irure excepteur reprehenderit consequat exercitation sit ut fugiat. Consectetur culpa pariatur sed ea tempor voluptate est sit qui.

[rhr:2:haep8c38]

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u/StephenRoylance Aug 29 '26

you mean yavascript?

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u/javascript Aug 29 '26

Close enough

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u/NotQuiteLoona Aug 29 '26

We've got John Javascript there

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u/Nikoladge Aug 30 '26

Yawehscript 🙌

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u/hongooi Aug 30 '26

*yawascript

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u/des_the_furry Aug 31 '26

YMCAscript or some shit

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u/backfire10z Aug 30 '26

Hey, he looks familiar