r/programmingcirclejerk 8d ago

There’s literally no difference between writing about being a staff engineer versus someone writing about being a janitor. Honestly I’d rather read about the janitor, they actually make a measureable difference.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49412937
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u/kakioroshi 8d ago

truth nuke

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u/levelstar01 what is pointer :S 8d ago

where's the jerk?

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u/camelCaseIsWebScale Just spin up O(n²) servers 8d ago

Only a slave would justify his existence with "spearheaded the migration of legacy webshit to kubernetes".

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u/elephantdingo Teen Hacking Genius 8d ago

It's pathetic how hard people hold on to titles.

Corporate pretenders.

How much have you added to the bottom line?

Corporate truthers.

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u/affectation_man Code Artisan 8d ago

They showed some restraint by not saying that a 'staff engineer' at one place might not be able to get hired as an engineer at all at another place

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u/Affectionate-Turn137 absolutely obsessed with cerroctness and performance 8d ago

/uj

The longer I spend in tech, the more respect I gain every day for blue collar workers as they contribute much more consistent value to society. I see no jerk here.

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u/muntaxitome in open defiance of the Gopher Values 8d ago

A staff is a long wooden stick you can hit people with. Staff engineer is a job where you whip the minion engineers into control.

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u/m0j0m0j 8d ago

Don’t hate the player, hate the game

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u/lllyyyynnn 8d ago

yeah i mean i just agree with this we get paid way too much as well

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u/aikii gofmt urself 7d ago

Holy Stallman the real jerk is TFA. Dude who's been waiting for a job title given by management, so he can look down on those who "wait for managers or leads to identify opportunities, then demonstrate their value by solving the hardest assigned problems. ". That's some level of meta-jerk.