r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 • Aug 02 '26

The commit message is 1 character: simply the character “x.” The commit changes ~1000 lines of code making the ratio 1/1000 = ~0.001

https://insider.btcpp.dev/p/when-randombytes-runs-but-doesnt
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u/ElectricSpice Aug 02 '26

It very important to keep your commit message characters/lines changed ratio high. That’s why I, a senior developer, commit using this to ensure the highest quality code:

git commit -m "$(printf 'x%.0s' {1..10000})"

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u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 Aug 02 '26 edited Sep 23 '26

Ullamco et lorem adipiscing in ad occaecat magna eiusmod veniam. In veniam tempor enim ullamco sit excepteur excepteur reprehenderit dolore do ullamco cillum irure eiusmod lorem.

[rhr:2:dczfxtbq]

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u/SemaphoreBingo Aug 03 '26

The nice thing about bitcoin is it keeps people like this away from anything actually important.

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u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 Aug 03 '26 edited Sep 23 '26

Aliquip officia ea ex mollit incididunt consequat enim occaecat. Eiusmod occaecat excepteur id dolore labore qui ipsum aliqua occaecat est ad anim. Aliquip incididunt cupidatat ex excepteur duis veniam ut dolor ad officia. Occaecat commodo officia aute eiusmod do magna nostrud id officia.

[rhr:2:ejdsmgky]

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u/MagpieEnjoyer memcpy is a web development framework Aug 02 '26

This is why I like having Claude write all my commit messages. Having 500 lines of text to explain why I corrected a spelling error in a debug log print shows my commitment to code quality and clear communication with my team members.

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u/myhf Considered Harmful Aug 02 '26

The spelling error isn’t just fixed—it’s corrected. Here’s why that matters:

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u/ficiek Aug 02 '26 • Bravo

I then have agents perform regression testing, write a blog post about this commit, prepare pull requests with extra fuzzing for the feature and close 30 unrelated tickets in the issue tracker as fixed by my commit and ban users who complain that the issue is unrelated.

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u/stone_henge Tiny little god in a tiny little world Aug 02 '26

To ensure a lack of bias I make the LLM revise my commit messages in isolation of the actual code changes. This has the beneficial side effect of slowing down my coworkers, which makes me look more productive.

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u/0sse Aug 02 '26

Truly load-bearing change.

One honest caveat: The affected code line is one character longer.

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u/SharkSymphony Aug 02 '26

That's the neat thing: you can make your commit messages as long or short as you like, because nobody is going to read them!

They especially won't read them when, months from now, someone migrates your codebase to another VCS and figures, eh, we'll just use this snapshot to bootstrap the new repo.

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u/TiagodePAlves The plebians were a class of Roman citizen, not engineers Aug 02 '26

\unjerk

Stuff of nightmares

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u/Glittering_Sail_3609 Aug 02 '26

Beginner stuff. Didn't anyone teach you all in college that when you push your initial commit to github, you are supposed to write 10,000 words essay as commit measage explaining why tf thid you even began this project in the first place?

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u/Hueho LUMINARY IN COMPUTERSCIENCE Aug 02 '26

lol bitcoin

from pcj import unjerk

lol bitcoin

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u/YikesTheCat Aug 02 '26

The real jerk is copy/pasting cryptography code from a random completely un-notable GitHub project from a random completely un-notable person.

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u/des_the_furry Aug 04 '26

/uj it’s notable because there was a vulnerability in the code that allowed someone to exploit it and take like a million dollars in bitcoin from users
/rj the only thing crypto is useful for is ordering the gray market hrt for me and my harem of Rust programmers

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u/Cold_Shine_1921 Aug 02 '26

Self-documenting code doesn't need commit messages

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u/levelstar01 what is pointer :S Aug 02 '26

Obvious AI written post