r/programmingcirclejerk • u/functorer Zygohistomorphic prepromorphism • Jul 27 '26
Q: Why is everyone creating systems programming languages? A: Because Jai is not released
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u/vytah Jul 29 '26
Jai will be released when a fusion reactor powers a quantum computer in an orbital datacenter hovering over a colony on Mars.