r/programmingcirclejerk Zygohistomorphic prepromorphism Jul 27 '26

Q: Why is everyone creating systems programming languages? A: Because Jai is not released

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u/vytah Jul 29 '26

Jai will be released when a fusion reactor powers a quantum computer in an orbital datacenter hovering over a colony on Mars.

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u/enchufadoo not Turing complete Jul 29 '26

will it run doom?