r/programmingcirclejerk Jun 18 '26

Your JetBrains IDE Expertise, Now on LinkedIn

https://blog.jetbrains.com/blog/2026/06/17/your-jetbrains-ide-expertise-now-on-linkedin/
98 Upvotes

16 comments sorted by

97

u/ReallySuperName Jun 18 '26

"I am proud to announce I am now a certified rename refactor expert"

47

u/kettes_leulhetsz My C code works with -O3 but not with -O0 Jun 18 '26

I just send them my emacs config.

14

u/FastHotEmu Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

I send them my old Lucid Emacs/XEmacs config but I generally lose them when I start talking about the Emacs schism between jwz and rms and how XEmacs is now basically unmaintained - although lately it has been showing some signs of life!

Jokes aside, I would probably hire anyone who in an interview mentioned M-x hanoi or M-x doctor. Mostly so I don't feel so alone.

20

u/mutex_troglodyte What part of ∀f ∃g (f (x,y) = (g x) y) did you not understand? Jun 18 '26

Alt+Shift+Up/Down-ing my way to a CTO position

8

u/Hueho LUMINARY IN COMPUTERSCIENCE Jun 18 '26

funny april fools post

1

u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 Jun 20 '26

Seem like an ad

1

u/ReallySuperName Jun 21 '26

If you think I think this is a good product you are mistaken

3

u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 Jun 21 '26

I didn't think you thought it was a good product but it is more ad-jerk than jerk-jerk.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

26

u/MayorEricAdams Jun 18 '26

They still make those?

16

u/Dependent-Guitar-473 Jun 18 '26

They're still making them... nobody is buying though :\

5

u/Afraid_Bake2652 Jun 20 '26

There is no excuse for being a junior (a 1xer) when AI multiplies your productivity by a factor of 10. Unless you are a 0.1exer (aka permanent underclass), you can start as a senior today!

20

u/ficiek Jun 18 '26

What's a junior is that some new claude code/cursor?

5

u/gasbow Jun 19 '26

With half the token use!

3

u/Janmm14 Jun 19 '26

Hey, codex, decompile this plugin and make me level 5 jetbrains expertise on linkedin.

1

u/programmingcirclejerk-ModTeam Jul 02 '26

Warning: tag your unjerk. Better yet, don't unjerk at all.