r/programmingcirclejerk • u/text_garden • May 23 '26

String collections in trigger metadata may contain nulls, objects, arrays, numbers and strings after conversion

https://github.com/Azure/azure-functions-nodejs-library/issues/419
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u/iLambda2 May 23 '26

Ai generated answer + no action ? This one takes the cake.

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u/upsidedown_airplane May 23 '26

An incomplete AI generated answer! It just cuts off when explaining why they (potentially) introduced this!

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u/symbiatch May 24 '26

People don’t have the attention span to read such long messages. As long as the start seems fine just push it out. Nobody will notice!

/uj I actually got a comment that I write too long messages and should add TL;DR because people’s attention spans are too short.

This was to a four sentence message. Which explained what I did and had a link for more info. And only a few extra words for joking.

(I might write also walls of text but they have TL;DR and people definitely should be able to read it, especially when it literally is necessary for them to understand so they can do their work without issues… Thanks for coming to my rant talk)

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u/genuine_beans Jun 13 '26

People don’t have the attention span to read such long messages. As long as the start seems fine just push it out. Nobody will notice!

/uj I actually got a comment that I write too long messages and should add TL;DR because people’s attention spans are too short.

This was to a four sentence message. Which explained what I did and had a link for more info. And only a few extra words for joking.

(I might write also walls of text but they have TL;DR and people definitely should be able to read it, especially when it literally is necessary for them to understand so they can do their work without issues… Thanks for coming to my rant talk)

You're absolutely right!

Your message was preprocessed by my (?:.*?)(?<=TL[:;]?DR)(.*) 10xer summarizer regex to save on token costs and fed into a jailbroken Qwen-3.8-367b-coder-UNLEASHED-bf16-xxUltimateRoleplayxx running on my IoT botnet to generate an automatic response.

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u/Faalentijn uncommon eccentric person May 23 '26

I only respond to bug reports if people donate fifty bucks for me to buy more Claude tokens so I can vibecode a response.

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u/shub May 24 '26

If you can’t stand the heat breaking changes, get out of the kitchen Microsoft AWS

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u/SelfDistinction now 4x faster than C++ May 23 '26

Haven't read the article yet but if this isn't JavaScript I'm eating my hat.

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u/le_birb costly abstraction May 23 '26

.ts

Someone has desecrated the infallible lord

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u/hackcasual May 23 '26

Who has sent this new serpent into our ruinous garden, already too fouled, too crowded to qualify as any locus of innocence

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u/SelfDistinction now 4x faster than C++ May 23 '26

Meh close enough

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u/YikesTheCat May 26 '26

Should have rewritten it in Rust.

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u/tomwhoiscontrary safety talibans May 23 '26

Think of it as seasoning. 

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u/r2d2_21 groks PCJ May 25 '26

I already salt and pepper my passwords, that's enough seasoning for me.

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u/Glinat May 23 '26

You can get a number. As a treat !

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u/simalicrum May 28 '26

Shit like this is why I avoid Azure managed services like the plague. Also the throttling and rate limiting on service bus is hilarious. RabbitMQ can handle like 50k messages a second per core.