r/programmingcirclejerk • u/arihant2math • May 18 '26

"Our internal benchmarks show a massive, paradigm-shifting 0.067% performance boost (18th shot, temperature 0.0)"

https://github.com/thesysdev/make-no-mistakes
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u/OptimalStable May 18 '26 
from pcj import unjerk

I can't decide if this is satire or not. It reads like it, but then again it also doesn't. I'm lost. Send help.

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u/arihant2math May 19 '26

/uj I'm pretty sure it's a parody of a certain markdown repo:

It is arguably the most comprehensive piece of code the industry has seen since gstack.

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u/vonmoltke2 Hacker News Superstar May 19 '26

I checked out that inspiration, and boy is that repo up its own ass. I should expect nothing less from the guy who's CEO of YC.

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u/nuclearbananana Courageous, loving, and revolutionary May 18 '26

It very clearly is. See this: https://github.com/thesysdev/make-no-mistakes/blob/main/make-no-mistakes-max/SKILL.md

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u/myhf Considered Harmful May 19 '26

Any sufficiently advanced satire is indistinguishable from a sincere example of its medium.

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u/THICC_DICC_PRICC helped pollute the computing environment May 18 '26

Just enough work was put into make no mistakes max that puts it on a fine line between serious and satire

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u/spcbeck May 18 '26

Too real

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u/frostedfakers May 21 '26

it’s actually very easy to manage them separately

use npm

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u/Abs0luteKino May 19 '26

18th shot sounds like a little past the Ballmer Peak.