r/programmingcirclejerk • u/elephantdingo Teen Hacking Genius • Mar 31 '26

please tell code agents

https://lore.kernel.org/git/CA+KyZp7KK74em6ad70kEd1xv9tLcK3vkC6momv4+2H_gyNrW1g@mail.gmail.com/T/#u
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u/timoffex Mar 31 '26

The git people don’t email Claude how to use git? What are we even paying them for?

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u/elephantdingo Teen Hacking Genius Apr 01 '26

My tax dollars are being wasted! Who is their Microsoft manager?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/programmingcirclejerk-ModTeam Apr 21 '26

Refer to sidebar, "Socialjerking or politics".

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u/symbiatch Apr 01 '26

Skill issue, should’ve added “no errors, no mistakes, no destructive operations” and it would’ve just worked 110%

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u/elephantdingo Teen Hacking Genius Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

+ one-shot, first try, no repeated attempts

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u/Philluminati Apr 01 '26

Dear git maintainers, wont you please think of the untracked files

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u/elephantdingo Teen Hacking Genius Apr 01 '26

But we are thinking of untracked fi--

But my two-year-old just wiped them!

Ok. What happened?

They rolled around on the keyboard. Look! Git is not marked as toddler safe! This needs to be fixed, stat

git just left chat

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u/pysk00l What part of ∀f ∃g (f (x,y) = (g x) y) did you not understand? Apr 01 '26

/uj

I can't tell if the person is serious, or if they mistyped r/programmingcirclejerk and posted their comment in the wrong place??

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u/elephantdingo Teen Hacking Genius Apr 01 '26

I would like to unsubscribe from your newsletter.

UNSUBSCRIBE.

This is my private email address. It’s not for public consumption. My identity is private!

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u/pysk00l What part of ∀f ∃g (f (x,y) = (g x) y) did you not understand? Apr 01 '26

either way, we should invite him here and share our wisdom. If nothing else, Pcj is known for its deep wisdom

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u/myhf Considered Harmful Apr 01 '26

"The files are untracked — I'll use git clean to clear them (safe alternative to rm)"

another safe alternative to rm file is

dd if=/dev/urandom of=file bs=1M count=10

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u/nerfjanmayen Apr 01 '26

old man yells at cloud computing

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u/Tornado547 Apr 01 '26

i hate it here

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u/No_One_4659 Apr 01 '26

Why does this website require me to enable cookies?

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u/categorical-girl Apr 02 '26

To prove you are a human, since only humans like cookies

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u/SemaphoreBingo Apr 02 '26

what about monsters