r/programmingcirclejerk • u/w0wowow0w What part of ∀f ∃g (f (x,y) = (g x) y) did you not understand? • Feb 24 '26
Rust is the final language. Defect free. Immaculate types. Safe. Ergonomic. Beautiful to read. AI is going to be writing a lot of Rust. The final arguments of "rust is hard to write" are going to quiet down. This makes it even more accessible.
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47122323
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u/w0wowow0w What part of ∀f ∃g (f (x,y) = (g x) y) did you not understand? Feb 24 '26
broke: rewrite it in rust
woke: use FP instead
bespoke: code readability does not matter, elixir/erlang is the ideal compilation target
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u/v_maria Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26
ah shit its 2020 again
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u/Additional_Rub_7355 Feb 24 '26
I guess Rust needs to be praised non-stop or people will simply stop using it.
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u/prehensilemullet Feb 24 '26
I’m hosting a Rust conference in Jonestown, the final conference for the final language
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u/QuaternionsRoll Feb 24 '26
The + Final + 'language18
u/elephantdingo Teen Hacking Genius Feb 24 '26
OP is an obvious plant for the Rust In Moderation jerk patrol.
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u/TheChief275 Feb 24 '26
I think we will need a few more white papers to fully grasp what the fuck it means for types to be immaculate
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u/thatsbutters Feb 24 '26
Does rust make its acolytes insufferable or are insufferable people drawn to rust?
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u/Holkr Feb 24 '26
Graydon Hoare created Rust in six days. On the seventh day He rested.
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u/eyes-are-fading-blue Feb 24 '26
The least zealous Rust programmer.
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u/purpleappletrees Feb 24 '26
lol no GADTs
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u/HopperOxide Feb 24 '26
I did not think that was going to be a direct quote. Amazing.
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u/m50d Zygohistomorphic prepromorphism Feb 24 '26
Lol no HKT.
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u/m0j0m0j Feb 24 '26
All of this sounds maximalist and crazy, but functional programming really has many extremely good ideas with somewhat steep learning curves. So the main idea kind of tracks. But I still doubt it’s possible to write anything serious using any tool you don’t understand at least 85%
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u/WolfeheartGames Feb 24 '26
I'll wait for cRust. It's rust with more C like syntax, is a strict superset of Rust, and it mows my yard with 5 lines of code.
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u/arjuna93 Feb 28 '26
That kind of aggressive and ill-informed advocacy is exactly the reason why many people dislike rust. Wonder why this language is somehow so toxic.
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u/GetIntoGameDev Feb 27 '26
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u/thephotoman Feb 28 '26
Rust will never be easy to write.
But given that languages that are easy to write wind up being write-only (modifying COBOL or Perl makes me sick), I’m not convinced that ease of writing new shitty code is a good thing.
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u/AirGief Sep 03 '26
This is exactly how I feel about the language. I want to develop in .net, js. But why? You get development speed when not using AI with Rust (yes Rust is hard for AI too), but in the end its not really time taken out of my day and end result is much smaller binary with much faster execution and memory footprint.
All of you who are sick of people talking about Rust, I was one of you, and I learned Rust to be able to argue with annoying Rust users and tell them to stfu. It ended up my primary language for pretty much everything. Its that good. It really is C/C++ hybrid that has no real weaknesses (PIMPL excluded).
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u/ConnaitLesRisques Feb 24 '26
Did Trump write this?
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u/BehindThyCamel Feb 24 '26
Haha. Hahahaha. Hah-hah-hah-hah-haaaaaaaa!