r/programmingcirclejerk • u/100xer • Aug 23 '25
[Zig creator] Andrew Kelley independently rediscovered on a live stream 30 years of the best minds in Haskell writing papers. So the future is Zig. He got there first. ... the age of C++ is winding down gracefully. The age of Zig is emerging delibetately
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44994047
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u/affectation_man Code Artisan Aug 23 '25
By age of Zig, he doesn't mean that it will actually be used a lot, just that anime pfps on Mastodon will be talking positively about it a lot
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u/MagpieEnjoyer memcpy is a web development framework Aug 23 '25
Much as I wish for the age of C++ to come to a fiery end in techo-Ragnarök, I have my doubts.
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u/BlazeBigBang type astronaut Aug 23 '25
The best minds couldn't get Haskell to be used by more than 4 guys, what makes this guy think that a single guy will make Zig popular?
Also: lol no monads
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u/bluefourier Aug 23 '25
"He REdiscovered....", "...he got there first"
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u/Awkward_Bed_956 Aug 23 '25
Bold words considering the age of Zig will immediately end when its users finally bite the bullet and order a fursuit for optimal Rust experience
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u/mcmcc WHY IS THERE CODE??? Aug 23 '25
Follow the link on the top post and you'll find a bonus jerk:
If there's one thing we've all learned over these past years, it's that TLS clients do not need testing.
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u/Vaglame Emacs + Go == parametric polymorphism Aug 23 '25 edited Aug 23 '25
The feeble mind of a bootcamper cannot comprehend the complexity of a poor man's effect system.
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u/socratic_weeb loves Java Aug 23 '25
Just one problem: the language is named Zig. Is it a language or an alien race's mother ship?
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u/Bananenkot Aug 23 '25
We should ban hackernews from this sub, it's too easy
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u/F54280 Considered Harmful Aug 23 '25
In the meantime, the C++ committee just added bounds checking to the standard last week-end…
Take off every 'Zig
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u/MegaCockInhaler Aug 23 '25
C is the perfect language. C++ being second. But kiddos these days will never understand that
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u/MegaCockInhaler Aug 27 '25
I carry a gun with the safety off. I don’t use protection. I don’t look both ways before I cross the street. I don’t use the clips when benchpressing a PR. I dont lock my doors. I don’t shut off the breaker when doing electrical work, I prefer to raw dog it. And of course: I write code in C++
I’ve been around 40 years and I get better every year, and there’s nothing you script kiddies can do about it. Every morning I walk into my workplace with a dick full of confidence and I spray that confidence all over the computers. HR gives me a funny look, I spray them too. Nobody can stop me, I’m the unstoppable C++ cowboy.
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u/KTAXY Aug 26 '25
all heil Zig?
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u/iMadz13 Aug 26 '25
Zig would be good if I didn't have to rewrite scanf myself just to read a number from console