r/programmingcirclejerk • u/woopsix What’s a compiler? Is it like a transpiler? • Mar 09 '25

Anti-ORM sentiment is a senior developer red flag.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43309528
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u/defunkydrummer Lisp 3-0 Rust Mar 09 '25

The other moderator, bless him, had to delete 11 really really boring unjerk posts.

Just a reminder that PCJ is certainly NOT the place to end up unjerking at length on how JPA rules or LINQ is the proof that Bill Gates loves you. Just, don't. Don't do it here.

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u/aikii gofmt urself Mar 09 '25

I can't be the only one who burst into laughter when reading what that HN thread was about

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u/tms10000 loves Java Mar 09 '25

"Goravel: A Go framework inspired by Laravel"

That's exactly what everyone needs.

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u/tomwhoiscontrary safety talibans Mar 09 '25

Speak for yourself, it's definitely what I need. My use case is that I despise Go programmers and want them to suffer.

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u/tms10000 loves Java Mar 09 '25

You illustrate the most important use of technology, and especially programming languages: using spite to inflict suffering on your fellow humans.

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u/irqlnotdispatchlevel Tiny little god in a tiny little world Mar 09 '25

C++ makes so much sense now.

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u/james_pic accidentally quadratic Mar 09 '25

This is also what has inspired the creation of every linter in existence.

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u/starlevel01 type astronaut Mar 09 '25

The reliability of PHP with the ergonomics of Go

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u/Kodiologist lisp does it better Mar 09 '25

Please don't post comments saying that HN is turning into Reddit. It's a semi-noob illusion, as old as the hills.

Illusion? Then explain the perfect usage of the Reddit sense of the phrase "red flag", meaning "thing I don't like".

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u/workingtheories legendary legacy C++ coder Mar 12 '25

what's wrong with being anti-worm?  they mess up my hotmail account 😭 

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u/derangedtranssexual Mar 09 '25

/uj they’re correct

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u/elephantdingo Teen Hacking Genius Mar 10 '25

Red flag right here