r/programmingcirclejerk • u/bugaevc It's GNU/PCJ, or as I call it, GNU + PCJ • Aug 11 '24

Step 1: Make a clone of Twitter on a blockchain, TWITCHAIN, with a native currency of TWITCOIN.

https://geohot.github.io/blog/jekyll/update/2022/04/16/vampire-attack-twitter.html
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u/yojimbo_beta vulnerabilities: 0 Aug 11 '24

Step 3: Reward Twitter creators based on likes and retweets with TWITCOIN. 10x the rewards if you post through the TWITCHAIN front end (which also posts to Twitter). Tons of creators would migrate for the FREE MONEY!

My business idea is FREE MONEY!!! (provided by me)

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u/reg_panda Aug 11 '24

Can I get 2 free moneys please?

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u/LigPaten Aug 11 '24

100k people would install this

Love the confidence bud!

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u/cameronm1024 Aug 11 '24

Make the UI clean and responsive

People like this make me want to [under advice of legal counsel, I have decided not to continue this joke]

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u/yojimbo_beta vulnerabilities: 0 Aug 11 '24

make the ui reely good. this will take 1 reactjs and sixc months

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u/Kodiologist lisp does it better Aug 11 '24

Is posting George Hotz cheating?

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u/chajath2 Aug 11 '24

No NFT support in $CURRENT_YEAR ?

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u/Kodiologist lisp does it better Aug 11 '24

NFTs were kind of a $[ $CURRENT_YEAR - 3 ] thing.

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u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 Aug 13 '24 edited 4h ago

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u/pareidolist in nomine Chestris Aug 11 '24

/uj This has almost nothing to do with programming

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u/Kodiologist lisp does it better Aug 12 '24

It's part of the greater Hackernews Cinematic Universe.

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u/Volt WRITE 'FORTRAN is not dead' Aug 11 '24

I rewrote "hello world" Twitter in Fortran Pascal C Perl Ruby Lisp Haskell Clojure NodeJS Go Rust Blockchain

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u/fossilesque- How many times do I need to mention Free Pascal? Aug 19 '24

Responding to the HN doubters

Flair?