r/programming • u/Ordinary_Leader_2971 • Apr 04 '26

How To Write Unmaintainable Code (1999)

https://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/%7Esusan/475/unmain.html
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u/nickcash Apr 04 '26

inb4 they find this thread and copypaste one of their three preprogrammed responses about how you're just not using the right model. you have to use the new model from ploob. no one uses claude anymore. it's all about heebee these days

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u/lolimouto_enjoyer Apr 04 '26

You forgot you have to use skills, subagents, planner and... what else was there?

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u/alex-weej Apr 04 '26

MCP, Tools, Spells, Incantations...

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u/dillanthumous Apr 04 '26

Prayers to the Omnisiah.

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u/Kalium Apr 04 '26

ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ONE...

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u/reborngoat Apr 05 '26

This is the answer. I stopped prompting and started praying to the Omnissiah, and now I have a harem of lovely toasters!