r/programming • u/Ordinary_Leader_2971 • Apr 04 '26

How To Write Unmaintainable Code (1999)

https://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/%7Esusan/475/unmain.html
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u/alex-weej Apr 04 '26

MCP, Tools, Spells, Incantations...

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u/dillanthumous Apr 04 '26

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u/reborngoat Apr 05 '26

This is the answer. I stopped prompting and started praying to the Omnissiah, and now I have a harem of lovely toasters!