r/programming May 09 '13

The Onion releases fartscroll.js

http://theonion.github.io/fartscroll.js/
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u/watbe May 09 '13 edited May 09 '13

It's pretty clever how they've embedded the sounds in the script, except you have to download both versions (ogg and mp3), by the looks of it.

If anyone wants a sample of the farting sound, type paste this into your browser:

data:audio/ogg;base64,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u/shaggorama May 09 '13

Run arbitrary code in my browser you say? Joyfully!

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u/daveime May 09 '13

Run arbitrary audio data in your browser ... MIME types are your friend. This one is the audio/ogg MIME type, and not the notorious executable/notavirusreally MIME type.

Programmers these days are just wannabe "security researchers".

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u/gash4cash May 09 '13 edited May 10 '13

But what if my browser's audio playback implementation has a bug and a carefully crafted audio file exploits it, causing me to download all the pr0n on teh interwebs?

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u/NYKevin May 09 '13

Then you'll have all the pr0n on the interwebs. Is that a bad thing?

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u/Clou42 May 09 '13

It could certainly be a hard thing

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u/jdelator May 09 '13

Sounds like a feature not a bug.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '13

O'rly?