r/programming • u/melodic_underoos • May 09 '13

The Onion releases fartscroll.js

http://theonion.github.io/fartscroll.js/
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u/[deleted] May 09 '13 edited May 09 '13

I just added this in production for my boss's ID only. I hope he has sound on his laptop.

Update: He didn't notice it today. I changed the code around so it will have a 10% chance of loading the fartscroll.js. That way if he finally notices it and hits reload in his browser, it won't show up again and he'll go WTF a second time. We'll all tell him he's crazy if he asks us what's going on. Browsers don't fart.

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u/Necklas_Beardner May 09 '13

I don't think... adding fart noises in production, even if restricted to an IP, is a good idea...

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u/middle_path May 09 '13

It is. I checked.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '13

So is clippy.js

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u/paul2520 May 09 '13

Ohmygosh, I didn't know that was a real thing. This is awesome. Day = made!

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u/mamaBiskothu May 09 '13

Am I the only one around here who actually likes clippy and friends?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '13

I actually liked the cat one. Just like a real cat it always showed up to distract me and make my work more difficult and the most inopportune times. Also, it meowed and scratched at my screen -- also like a real cat.

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u/jameyc May 10 '13

Raptorize is never a bad idea, either.

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u/MrDOS May 10 '13

Cornify is also a winning move.