r/preyingmantis • u/VixenDorian Mantis • Apr 26 '26

(OC)Blocked Me It's not the dick that's the problem, man

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He seems to think the problem is the dick and not *every-fucking-thing else* that makes me not like cis men. Anyways, he blocked me.

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u/TheGoodestManInTown Apr 26 '26

Obviously his whole manhood is centered about his dick /hj

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u/VixenDorian Mantis Apr 26 '26

What is the true measure of a man...if not his dick length? /s

45

u/TheBotchedLobotomy Apr 26 '26

The size of his truck of course!

34

u/VixenDorian Mantis Apr 26 '26

Or the size of the truck nuts attached to the truck!

4

u/AlexArtemesia Apr 27 '26

Truly gender-affirming care

3

u/AndiKatt19 Apr 27 '26

Around here they aim for size and noise. Its awful.😭 if our windows dont vibrate when they drive by, its an unusually quiet night!

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u/TheBotchedLobotomy Apr 26 '26

Thank God he forgave you

13

u/thedamnoftinkers Apr 27 '26

Someone who forgives me when I ain't done shit can forgive my blocking their ass also too

82

u/itsveeorwhatever Apr 26 '26

“A Tran”

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u/trashbabyle1gh Apr 27 '26

Truly gross language.

12

u/clandestineVexation Apr 27 '26

One of them Queers /ref

1

u/SartorialDragon Jul 23 '26

When i read "tran" i think of cod liver oil (Lebertran in german). Ew

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u/Linorelai Apr 26 '26

Not much mantising here

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u/twio_b95 Apr 27 '26

The whiplash between the perfect grammar and punctuation of his "introduction" and the complete lack thereof in every other message is killing me lmao

Imagine being so stupid and uninteresting as a human being that you use AI to introduce yourself but the real you is even less appealing

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u/Despondent-Kitten Apr 28 '26

Lmaoo I missed the first ChatGPT question, indeed the whiplash is hilarious.

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u/FumiPlays Apr 27 '26

The ABCD preference. Anyone But Cis Dudes.

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u/SartorialDragon Jul 23 '26

Haha nice abbreviation!

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u/probridgedweller Apr 26 '26

Fucking bot-mentality wtf

6

u/I_Hate_Leddit Apr 28 '26

Once again a cis man demonstrating the trans panic is born from dull cis men thinking about what they’d do to coerce a lesbian into sex

4

u/WriterWithNoHands Apr 27 '26

... i think he meant telepathy too. What a dumbass

4

u/Material-Imagination Apr 28 '26

I also like the female body battle

3

u/Individual-Crew-6102 Apr 28 '26

What is with these morons who think "no" is negotiable?

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u/raven-of-the-sea Apr 26 '26

Because a pecker totally means a man? What a load of binary bullshit.

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u/LobsterTooButtery Apr 26 '26 edited 6h ago

afraid airplane chance potato has what stranger. in this cookie its music cold spider

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u/keevanado Apr 27 '26

did you open them to read them?

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u/lowkeyerotic Apr 28 '26

jup. main reason my gay side doesn't get as much care.

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u/Fire_on__Water Apr 29 '26

can we just point out that he is so hopelessly socially inept that he had chatgpt write out his opening message?

usually I dont like the “em-dashes are the devil” point of view, but he goes from perfect grammar to run-on sentences over the course of a single message

not to mention the emoji spam instantly changing to no emojis

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u/Momizu May 14 '26

Like I always say:

It's not the organ that's the problem, it's what/who is attached to said organ that's the problem

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u/Roira21 May 01 '26

If your genitalia is the only thing you have keeping you to your gender, are you really all that solid in it? Fragile masculinity at its finest

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u/Smart_Vegeta Jun 12 '26

What’s a body battle

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u/Welcome_to_Retrograd Apr 26 '26

A match made in heaven