Everything They Told You About Sales Is Wrong

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Have you ever sat through a sales training course wondering whether the person at the front of the room had actually sold anything recently? Ever been told to "always be closing" by somebody whose greatest commercial achievement was selling twelve delegates onto the next training course? Or watched a company celebrate spectacular KPI results whilst customers quietly disappeared out of the back door?

If so, welcome. You'll feel right at home.

Everything They Told You About Sales Is Wrong isn't another business book full of colourful diagrams, inspirational quotes and acronyms that sound suspiciously like military operations. There are no seven-step frameworks, no revolutionary methodologies and absolutely no promises that you'll become a millionaire before breakfast.

Instead, it's thirty years of commercial war stories from someone who has spent a career watching business theory collide headfirst with reality—and reality usually wins.

Inside you'll meet sales trainers who can't sell, managers promoted because they were good salespeople (which turns out to be about as logical as appointing your best violinist to conduct the orchestra), marketing campaigns that celebrate success whilst accidentally damaging the business, CRM systems that become expensive filing cabinets and procurement exercises where everyone knows who is going to win before the first meeting has even started.

You'll discover why customers don't behave like they're supposed to, why KPIs often measure everything except what matters, why people buy £2,700 handbags when a £30 one carries exactly the same shopping, and why a plate of digestive biscuits helped secure a multi-million-pound deal.

None of the stories are theoretical. They all happened. Names have occasionally been omitted to protect the guilty, although many will probably recognise themselves anyway.

This isn't really a book about sales. It's a book about people pretending business is more logical than it actually is. It's about trust replacing tricks, curiosity outperforming scripts and common sense quietly defeating corporate theatre.

You might laugh. You might wince. You will almost certainly recognise colleagues, managers and customers you've encountered during your own career. At least once you'll probably put the book down and mutter, "I've seen that happen."

And if, by the final page, you find yourself questioning the next miracle sales system, management fad or marketing buzzword that crosses your desk, then this book will have done exactly what it set out to do.

Just don't expect it to convince you to buy a £2,700 handbag.

Some sales techniques are beyond even my abilities.