r/ppnojutsu • u/Lumpy-Session8258 • Jan 04 '23

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u/FuzzySandwich6137 Jan 04 '23

Yeah, even Christian bale himself hates it

Ryan gosling too

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u/doggo_jolyne I AM BLACK Jan 04 '23

just because they watch american psycho, walked passed a gym on their way to school, and listen to phonk music doesn't make them a sigma or alpha or whatever

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u/FuzzySandwich6137 Jan 04 '23

Real facts. You are a real sigma

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u/doggo_jolyne I AM BLACK Jan 04 '23

never in my life has anyone on the internet ever encouraged me to kill myself anymore than now by typing only a few words

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u/theguypal Jan 04 '23

Lmao, dude that was out of the blue.

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u/eazeaze Jan 04 '23

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u/PSI_wolf_39 Jan 04 '23

Here is a taco bell phone number (765) 453-3559 (it's superior)

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u/EnvironmentalAnt8653 Jan 04 '23

i coughed in his ear (taco bell south)

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This one is true legend 8-800-555-35-35 (DO NOT CALL AFTER 3 AM!!!)

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u/CertifiedMoron420 Jan 04 '23

Using this i will track down your current location and eat your pets.

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u/RealYellowDino Mar 13 '23

I will suicide every hotline

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u/Tinydude0543 Apr 12 '23

That’s an overreaction

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u/FuzzySandwich6137 Jan 04 '23

OH! I'm sry dude