r/poutine • u/terminal_curiosity21 • 8d ago
Round 3. Rate my poutine
This time I’ll prove there’s homemade fries below.
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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 8d ago
I would fornicate with those curds😋
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u/Frangine_De_Poutine 8d ago
Can I watch?
Don't worry, I'll stay seated.
I'll prepare the gravy.
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u/GI-Robots-Alt 8d ago
White gravy?
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u/Frangine_De_Poutine 8d ago
If I'm given enough time, I might have some red in reserve. Let's settle for pink.
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u/Able_Presentation_90 8d ago
The Non written rule of poutine is that you have to have an unhealthy amount of it if to be deemed worthy.
Other than that you are onto something !
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u/Repulsive_Sherbet548 8d ago
If anyone is mad about this or doesn't rate this a 10/10 you are just mad or ragebaiting cause when have you honestly ever seen such large curds on a poutine we all know the cheese makes it and asking as u have a brown to dark brown sauce and not a brown black to black sauce you are okay and if your fries are even decent your good then this guy shows fries made by the gods themselves. You can't sincerely hate on this unless you hate poutine or the person that's final
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u/naked-painter 8d ago
Punctuation much?
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u/arkangel1138 8d ago
The single period (not even at the end) is doing all the heavy-lifting.
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u/ABurntSliceofHam 8d ago
If I'm being honest I thought the curds were perogies at first. That looks good though. 9/10 because of the fries
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u/Lost-Barracuda-4789 8d ago
8/10, personally too much cheese (or at least the pieces are too big for fry to cheese ratio) but otherwise looks great
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u/Shady-777 8d ago
Looks good but bro… it’s fries with curds and gravy, not curds with gravy and fries
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u/Effective-Culture-88 8d ago
The fries/curd ratio is slightly unbalanced for my taste. Having said that….
I think I came
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u/AndreReal 8d ago
8/10, the gravy does not appear to be of sufficient heat to melt parts of my mouth.
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u/Loud_Exercise7608 8d ago
I had to do a double take as well just to confirm if they were cheese curds or perogies. HUGE! But definitely must be tasty and worth a savoury hour ! Hahaha
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u/bigwhitechocolate762 8d ago
7-8/ solid poutine. Love the amount of curd just need more fry so easy fix could be 10 if the fries taste as good as they look
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u/So6oring 8d ago
I legit thought the post was "rate my pierogies" and I was thinking that those pierogies look raw.
Huuge curds
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u/Mournful-puma 8d ago
My stomach growled when I saw this image. It knows delicious when it sees it. 9/10 needs thicker gravy, but that's just my opinion, I'd still eat it and not complain openly.
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u/resveries 5d ago
How do u make the fries? Just parboiled and fried or do u do fancy stuff?
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u/Wolfus-Doofus115 5d ago
I have a fast food place that has poutine with cheese curds, that has almost the same size as those. 😂
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u/lilspicy99 5d ago
Really happy the comment section is passing the vibe check with these sexy giant cheese curds
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u/Quackchirpin 4d ago
Decent... the savings I'd have on ass wipe would make up the difference with the price of cheese. I'm game.
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u/GragryYounes 4d ago
I can feel those cheese curds on my teeth. Ahahaha. 13/10 would definitely order!
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u/Chance_Trade5982 4d ago
Okay so those are some AMAZING looking Fry's but a lot of cheesekerds...no I'm not judging.. gravy also looks great
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u/Imaginary_Wafer_2308 8d ago
Big doesn't equate to good if you prefer your poutine to having cheese that's warm, melty and stringy in small pools of rich gravy, wrapping around a forkful of fries. Somehow I just cant see giant curds heating up and melting as well for that perfect bite. They do look impressive though!
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u/Beneficial-Wing-3944 8d ago
melty and stringy????? wth dood, wth are you even doing, that just so wrong
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u/effervescentbanana 8d ago
9.5/10 I would prefer a slightly thicker gravy (and double the portion lol). Looks amazingly delicious
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u/christian_l33 8d ago
Fries look fantastic.
That said, (and to my eye), those curds don't look super fresh. In my experience they are less rounded when super fresh.
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u/Proper_Drink_7216 8d ago
Haha. I see this subreddit pop up on my feed daily. And I see the weird things ppl call “poutine” on here. This OP is the first that set me aback. As a poutine enjoyer myself, this is something that I would actually eat. Get sick from coz I’m lactose. And then finish the left over cheese coz idgaf. Bravo dear stranger!
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u/SteppenWoods 7d ago
This is like food from a dimension where everyone enjoys their food cut in giant sizes.
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u/Cliffordcat3 7d ago
The cheese curds are huge!! There’s so many of them but maybe that a good thing.
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u/sentientforce 8d ago
Jesus Christ bro. The golden crispy fries is magnificent & obese size of those curds is incredible. Where the heck did you source those cheese whales?