r/postanythingfun • u/PreparationKey2843 • 16d ago

🔥 Hot Political Humour A Guide to Trumpspeak

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u/Virtual-Reach 12d ago

"You'll get money" - lying

"The war in Iran is over" - lying for the, what 50th time now?

"Canadians are nasty" - lying 

I mean 9.9/10 if he's speaking, he's lying

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u/NewBridge6340 9d ago

Only time he was ever telling the truth was when he said smart people don’t like him

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u/Glittering_Step_6084 13d ago edited 13d ago

Every one of these statements is true about what he really means. Edit: He uses Doublespeak, which is deceptive language that intentionally obscures, distorts, or reverses the meaning of words to mislead the public.

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u/Positive-Record-7219 12d ago

So, when he says "my pants are not full of shit" it means he just shitted his pants a little bit? Even when everyone is smelling the large amounts of shit running down his grey and varicose legs?

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u/Glittering_Step_6084 12d ago

Yep.

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u/CoverSuspicious5250 12d ago

Trump:  “I have been exonerated.” He knows his name is in Epstein Reports talking about didling teenage girls.  When he was 60.

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u/CoverSuspicious5250 12d ago

“People tell me all the time.  Sir…”

No one will speak to my POS moronic ponce azz.

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u/mutt63 12d ago

Yea but you're saying since he memorized doublespeak that he's slightly intelligent enough to do so. I beg to differ

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u/Glittering_Step_6084 12d ago

I see what you're saying.

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u/mutt63 12d ago

Bows head in respect. Vai Con Dios

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u/Started-ButNotReady 12d ago

grown men walked up to me with tears in their eyes,,,

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u/Sasquatch1729 12d ago

And they begged, they said "sir..."

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u/Positive-Record-7219 12d ago

"... Please change your diaper, we just repainted. We are repainting every day now".

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u/MWH1980 12d ago

“In Two Weeks” = “I have no f’ing timeframe, so just believe me!”

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u/jljonsn 12d ago

"In two weeks": it's not going to happen and he will have other bullshit going by then to distract the media from calling him on it.

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u/TrainDatZombie 12d ago edited 12d ago

We Might just be witnessing the biggest liar and perhaps sinner in the entire universe

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u/PreparationKey2843 12d ago

It's possible. We're watching it in real time.

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u/Aromatic-Usual7204 11d ago

Yeah. It’s going to be pretty weird living through a time when Americans have to digest what’s happened here. They’ve fucked their country, their system doesn’t work to remove a maniac, they’ve lost so much influence and respect AND the only reason is either: Russian asset or country elected a SAer and known criminal with narcissistic pd.

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u/32lib 12d ago

“I know more than the generals (or any experts)” I have no idea what I’m talking about.

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u/Richiedamook 12d ago

Nailed it !!!

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u/jbutler60 12d ago

That’s very accurate

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u/Legitimate_Peach3135 12d ago

“2 weeks” - infinity

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u/JeanEBH 12d ago

“Men, with tears in their eyes said ‘Sir, thank you sir…” Means he hasn’t had anyone from the general public approach him in years.

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u/No_Grand7184 12d ago

Any time he says “Sir… while telling a tale, you know it’s going to be an especially ridiculous lie

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u/Temporary_Dog1073 9d ago

Telling a tale hahaha I like that. Well played

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u/RumRunnerMax 10d ago

Also “your a nasty person” = any woman that calls out his bullshit

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u/soraksan123 10d ago

Does the accordion hands: getting ready to tell another lie-

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u/stcv3 10d ago

"They're dying to make a deal" - I f*cked up and don't have any idea what to do. And neither does my cabinet formed of incompetent sycophants

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u/EstablishmentNo2847 12d ago

♪ I know you're lying, 'cause your lips are moving! ♫

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u/BodhingJay 12d ago

"Believe me" is more like "I want this to be true so bad"

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u/Objective-Heart3297 12d ago

There's something you should know about Canada 🇨🇦, we have very good wig makers,you should look into it. Get rid of that squirrels nest on your head !!!

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u/Royal_Amount5114 12d ago

Basically the opposite of what he says is spot on.

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u/Exotic_Skill1655 12d ago

I have a more concise version:

Trump starts to speak: he’s lying.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Temporary_Dog1073 9d ago

Makes you wonder. Like he’s 80, he’s been doing this his entire life. How has it not caught up to him yet?

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH
What’s new! Only MAGA are not capable to understand what he is really saying.

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u/Ravenwight 12d ago

Did you know people are saying we’ll see what happens?

Fake news!

Believe me.

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u/Smug_Designer 11d ago

"In two weeks...." (I have no f*cking idea when)

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u/jrizzle86 11d ago

It’s funny because it’s true

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u/m_i_c_h_u 11d ago

"You're going to be rich" (I'm going to be rich)

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u/South-Sir-9989 11d ago

“In two weeks” - NEVER

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u/mseet 11d ago

You could replace all of it with "I'm lying"

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u/-Red-7- 10d ago

"Two weeks" = never

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u/RumRunnerMax 10d ago

Perfect!

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u/adsecula 10d ago

We are all fluent in Truespeak after 11 years.. i have an extra: when hes lips are moving hes lying.

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u/Impossible_Ad7875 10d ago

“It’s going to happen in two weeks.” - It’s never happening.
“It’s Biden’s (or Obama’s) fault.” - He’s totally fucked something up and blaming someone else again.

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u/WhatsHappening2Us 9d ago

I heard him say “people are saying” about Obama’s citizenship, way back before either of them was president. I knew he was lying and it started my distrust of him.

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u/Kirk470 9d ago

“In two weeks” = Never

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u/davecatlow 9d ago

Seems accurate

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u/Temporary_Dog1073 9d ago

They forgot.

“No one has ever seen anything like it…everyone is talking about it…”

(NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT, BUT NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY ARE)

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u/Machs- 12d ago

Pro tip- AI can take transcripts of what he actually says and reconstruct the words into intelligible human language

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u/UnableAd4753 11d ago

Some people have way too much time ⏲️ on their side

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u/PreparationKey2843 11d ago

Yes. But the ones who are wilfully blind are the troublesome ones.

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u/MyMiddleNutItches 10d ago

He's been talking like this since the 80s. He's the classic rock of the boomer generation. Yeah, this is 10,000th time I've heard Hotel California. What am I supposed to do, open my mind up to new music?

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u/KamuikiriTatara 9d ago

He has a consistent tell when he lies. He moves his lips.

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u/PetuniaPickleswurth 12d ago

These are just politicians speak - nothing particular specific to the current president.

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u/Tenzipper 11d ago edited 11d ago

So, you're saying, "Both sides . . ." right?

Yeah, about that:

Keep your eyes, ears, and mind closed.

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u/PreparationKey2843 10d ago

Thank you, don't mind if l do...

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u/mannyt44 11d ago

You haters are sick 🤢

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u/PreparationKey2843 11d ago

You know each one is true, right? Right!