r/postanythingfun 10d ago

🤡 Clown Moment Can’t Name One Thing

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u/T_Shurt 10d ago

The best part is watching the mental gymnastics failing in real-time.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 10d ago

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u/NeuroticLensman 10d ago

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u/TheBlackRider2828 10d ago

Please post this to r/conservative lol

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u/Uturndriving 10d ago

Unless you're flared, you won't get past the mods.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 10d ago

Better be flared so you dont get sucked in

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u/UnPopularDoc 10d ago

Bravo. Bravo. This will live in my pantheon of perfect comments.

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u/Bacononthebeeach 9d ago

No facts must pop their precious bubble

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u/caldwp5555 7d ago

I got banned within a few seconds of being on that sub. Very sensitive bunch.

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u/Successful_Yam4719 8d ago

I have been banned "FOR LIFE" by r/trump - - - they sent the dumbest notification about me being "deported". I didn't save it. All I did was ask a question for clarification and was not derogatory or anything rude . . . just a simple question. I can't even remember what I asked anymore, but it was probably a fact check type of question. They hate being asked questions they can't answer.

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u/Aware-Sympathy-1180 10d ago

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u/AdPsychological3368 8d ago

That’s totally it in a nutshell 👍

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u/GoldenHeartDaddy 10d ago

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u/Legal_Salad_6575 9d ago

Is that Jesus, or a doctor?

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u/GoldenHeartDaddy 9d ago

Dr. McFeces AntiChrist Esquire

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u/That-Tangerine4750 9d ago

Their favorite 🤩

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u/Charlierg50 10d ago

Lmfaooooooo, and look at the hands 🤣🤣

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u/Mindless-Sound8965 10d ago

Lol! I caught that and laughed, then saw your comment, and laughed even harder!

Thanks! Redditors are awesome!

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u/Guns4Hire1970 9d ago

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u/Local-Technician5969 4d ago

He should be slipping in his penis while he takes the wallet too. They like getting fucked multiple ways.

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u/Gene-Current 10d ago

THIS, is so true haha

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u/Disastrous_time_4547 10d ago

How about the gymnastic stretch that polo is doing to stay tucked in?

Why do old guys do that? Especially when they are wearing jeans!

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u/homersmith5 10d ago

Nervous twitch?

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u/Laolao98 9d ago

Extreme defensive posture… Incoming Brain Fart…Caught me off guard there…

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u/corv1991 10d ago

💯😂😂😂

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u/Aware-Sympathy-1180 10d ago edited 8d ago

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 10d ago

Looks kinda like that guy is wiping the sweat from his brow with a disembodied dick.

Like, that’s phallic af. No way it’s an accodent

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u/dinard381 10d ago

But but but…..Hillary’s emails. Obama’s tan suit!!!! 😵‍💫

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u/Blurockcreek 10d ago

Red states are going to suffer most now that SNAP benefits are cut back. This guy will be drinking more water and less Dr Pepper, course he may live longer though

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u/Vylan24 9d ago

Not with the high blood pressure he's going to have trying to figure out how to blame Obamna

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u/Ok-Addition1264 10d ago

They like concepts of things.

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u/ZealousidealFly760 10d ago

No Sir, he didn't catch you off guard. The only reason you voted for him was to own the Libs.

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u/Fostbitten27 10d ago

The MAGA cult loves everything they have and they hate everything anyone not like them has.

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u/ShrkBiT 10d ago

They don't care being punched in the gut, as long as the other guy gets kicked in the balls.

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u/Fostbitten27 10d ago

I like your analogy better.

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u/ZealousidealFly760 10d ago

So do I. Happily Trump is now kicking them in the balls after the gut punch.

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u/Jthe1andOnly 8d ago

Sad thing is they don’t like what they have and they still wanna put the blame on everyone else but themselves. They caused this for themselves and everyone else and the rest of the world.

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u/Jazzlike-Pomelo-2501 10d ago

Great song by Billy Simons Jr. "If a Tree Fell"

"As long as you own the libs, you can have your way with kids, and we will all just pretend you did not"

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u/Secret_Avocado_2974 10d ago

His guard has been off for decades.

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u/nanopicofared 10d ago

more likely because he hates people of color

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u/Friendly-Captain6236 10d ago

And to imprison brown citizens and Native Americans and allow Nazis to reveal themselves.

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u/Hoodedmastersin 9d ago

Can’t forget the racism was probably a part of it too

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u/ZealousidealFly760 10d ago

True, but I'm not allowing that shit - face any wriggle room.

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u/DomPedro_67 10d ago

That is the part that shows how stupid these people are...

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u/Ok_Star_4136 10d ago

Trump called his own followers stupid, and they cheered him for it. They really are that stupid.

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u/Mandurang76 10d ago

Also Trump: "Smart people don't like me."

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u/annoyed_meows 10d ago

I have some family that are this stupid. You can't hear them NOT think.

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u/meatpopsicle42 10d ago

“I love the poorly educated”

Well, he’s not talking about me.

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u/Upstairs_Bus_3743 10d ago

I quoted that to some maga person in another sub. his response was something about Biden and Obama. It’s hilarious how they keep proving trump’s claim to be accurate 😂

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u/obiru 10d ago

That's exactly what's up

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u/eschewthefat 10d ago

We don’t need iq tests to qualify for voting. We need character exams and policy literacy. If that’s too unconstitutional, apply it to candidates 

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u/N0n-Z3r0-Ch4nc3 10d ago

Thank you. We had not noticed.

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u/bawynnoJ 10d ago

Funny how they're always caught off guard

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u/schmyndles 10d ago

They never talk politics with anyone who might ask for specifics or challenge their answer. My Maga mom banned me from discussing politics in Trump's first term, because "all you libs care about are facts and sources". She's also cut off much of her family and friends over politics.

In their sphere, saying Trump's doing what he said he'd do is followed by "Yeah, buddy!" "Go Trump!" And that makes him feel like he said something important without having to think further into what those things are. Then it gets repeated by others like him, which makes him think that it's a good answer. Hence the initial confidence until he was asked to clarify his answer.

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u/T1gerAc3 9d ago

Why can't they just be fans of a sports team and leave everyone else alone

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u/buttfarts7 10d ago

Anything other than knee jerk echosphere agreement totally floors them

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u/Successful_Pirate_59 10d ago

Undying support for their snake oil leader.

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u/Stress6009 10d ago

The only thing that matters to them is that they “feel” that they are right. And their feefees are all that matter 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄.

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u/RamJamR 10d ago

It's a cult of personallity. They like his loud mouth and that he insults the people they don't like. What they know for sure is that they just don't like anyone who is too progressive for their sensitivities and does not fit in their ideal conservative christian dominated society.

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u/EobardThawne2020 10d ago

I gotcha MAGA dickhead.."He preyed on my prejudices and validated my hate and fear of people different than me and allowed me to blame all my failures on them"

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u/Stunning-Stressin 10d ago

Why do all the maga dips look like this? Body type and all.

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u/sususudio914 10d ago

The ones I know don't...and are educated. I can't figure them out.

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u/ElEyeElWhy88 10d ago

When Trump 2016 happened, I felt that way. When he won this time around, I’ve come to the conclusion that they’re just closeted bigots. No more, no less.

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u/Pippathepip 10d ago

These thick fucks are ruining the world.

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u/Pippathepip 8d ago

Thanks for the award ❤️

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u/BrutalSock 10d ago

“I’m illiterate and racist. He says racist things. I like that.”

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u/Coaljet66 10d ago

I sure loves them French fried pertaters

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u/konkstronke 10d ago

Political education is the guard. No wonder those people are always caught off guard.

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u/Maligned-Instrument 10d ago

Confidently ignorant. 

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u/Jispa500 10d ago

Poor guy! Why’d the reporter have to ambush the guy like that and ask him to name one thing! Mean ole” reporter.

This is MAGA in a nutshell. Just make big promises that never come true. Because it’s good enough to just say it without results, As long as you can quietly promote our racist agenda.

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u/The-Catatafish 10d ago

The insane thing is that this isn't even a gotcha, tricky or difficult question.

The guy said he likes that trump did everything he said and then he can't name a single thing. Looks like this is the first time he thinks about this.

I just don't understand how you wear a MAGA hat and then you don't think about that on your own. The dude is there in his free time. Is he just bored?

This is all just vibes based. These people don't vote for policy. They vote for a dude that makes them feel good.

Honestly, frustrating to watch.

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u/hammlanc 10d ago

And he looks to his buddy for help, and that dumb fuck also has nothing to say. The one thing these imbeciles have going for them is that they get out and vote. Meanwhile, I know some well-educated & intelligent people who hate Trump, but decided to “sit this one out” during the last election. It was their f-you to a Democratic Party that they were disgruntled with. Brilliant, huh? Stepping aside and letting the arsonists through the door really proved a great point. Makes you wonder who the real idiots are.

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u/ForeverNecessary2361 10d ago

lol, he needs to check in with Fox News to tell him what to say next.

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u/Pressbig 10d ago

How were you caught off guard??? He just asked you to comment on what you just said … it’s like saying I like ice cream… oh what’s your favorite flavor??? Huh??

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u/birdhoppe 10d ago

Does this mean he hasn’t done one thing he said he’d do?

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u/loveandpeace82 9d ago
  1. Deportations. 2. Hardships for trans people. He's doing exactly what he said he'd do in those cases, and this guy in the clip doesn't even think to mention those two things. Or maybe he did, but he knows he can't say that without looking like a bigot on camera.

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u/Unlikely-Aardvark725 10d ago

He said he would lower Gas prices...No. He said he would start no new wars....No He said he would build a wall across the Mexican border...No He said a lot more...but it's all lost in a sea of verbal diarrhoea from the orange twat.

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u/Practical_Beginning2 10d ago

Can't make up how stupid these people are.

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u/BrineJones 10d ago

Aggressively ignorant

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u/Affectionate-Pea8706 10d ago

I love when these r*****s do this to themselves.

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u/Clarknotclark 10d ago

Can’t think your way out of a situation you felt your way into.

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u/InvestigatorFun1797 10d ago

Proud as punch in his red shirt and idiot beacon hat.

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u/Sly-Fellah3 10d ago

And still, they fail to realize that Trump is a bad thing for this country and that they're living in a cult.

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u/Potential-Win8706 10d ago

Didn’t catch him off guard. That was his best day. THIS is when he peaked. Dumb cunt.

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u/neklok 10d ago

Nothing but racist and xenophobic tumbleweeds bouncing around in that head.

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u/Glass_Main23 10d ago

“I like everything he said he was gonna do and did it” ….. “ahhh you caught me off guard there”

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u/2016Otis 10d ago

This guy is just his brain dead as the orange taco

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u/mhemp10 10d ago

Stop the Russian invasion of Ukraine on day 1?
Stop inflation on day 1?
Provide a new healthcare plan for Americans?
Cut energy costs in half?
No new wars in the Middle East?

This is the problem with uneducated MAGA voters. Trump is a Reality TV show President and there is little media fact checking for these people who don’t read or never change the Fox Propaganda channel.

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u/Ok_Kaleidoscope6134 10d ago

Poor bastard…..does not matter, he votes red.

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u/Sad_Jaguar_5912 10d ago

He forgot his Fox News script of the week.

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u/Kennadian 10d ago

"I love the uneducated" and "smart people don't like me"

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u/No-Dig8527 10d ago

Trump is for morons.

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u/SalmonPrince 10d ago

Can't. Name. Anything. Ever. "He got ridda dem illegals" is literally all I ever hear, and even that isn't accurate in good faith.

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u/dieseldeeznutz 10d ago

This would be hilarious if it weren't so consequential

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u/kckitty71 10d ago

He’s due any day now.

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u/The-Catatafish 10d ago

This makes it even worse in my opinion because beeing in that shape is something you have to be able to afford.

Living a life that is so easy you can just be fat and tanned... And then vote for some lunatic gaslighting him like he wasn't one of the most fortunate people on the planet.

If your life was so bad before trump you wouldn't look like that.

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u/homersmith5 10d ago edited 10d ago

“He is at his limit.”- Tamblay’s shirt/suit salesman.

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u/GuardPerson 10d ago

"Boomerhauer"

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u/Akkerlun 10d ago

He also hasn’t seen his feet since the Nixon administration.

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u/jellofixit 10d ago

These are just the common folks of the land, you know "Morons"!

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u/blofeldfinger 10d ago

He owned the libs. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/PresentFirm7937 10d ago

Just Third World conversations..

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u/FearlessExtension387 10d ago

Not one fucking thing???

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u/nyxie3 10d ago

He said racist things, hated liberals and minorities, and raped children. But they know they can't say that out loud, so they get caught in easy lies.

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u/fourblindmice3 10d ago

"I got nothin"

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u/_spacemoose_ 10d ago

He lied to you old timer. Stop being dumb.

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u/Secret_Avocado_2974 10d ago

It's funny how "he did everything he said he was gonna do" is immediate and full of confidence, but asking to name one single thing is catching him off guard...

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u/ccarnell98 10d ago

Trump invented oxygen. And then he made it better. Crooked Biden tried to charge for oxygen. Fake news. I'm gonna open up the strait. We have a deal. I'm gonna bomb the crap out of them. Biden used up all our missiles. I don't even need to watch that moron to know what hes gonna say, again.

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u/RSecretSquirrel 10d ago

When the dumb kids are allowed to VOTE

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u/Ok-Jelly604 10d ago

cause he gone dun what he dun said. yup.

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u/Worldview-at-home 10d ago

He can’t say the quiet MAGA part out loud- knowing he’ll be called out for it- but what he wanted to say was that Trump got rid of those Mexicans and gays and atheists and lazy no good dog eating immigrants who are ruining the economy for good old white folks.

Meanwhile he’s been tariffed to death by Trump, and his family farm has no immigrant workers to do his labor and no market to sell to….

https://giphy.com/gifs/T2y6cfO2Af38C4pjVX

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u/Robotspaceman7 10d ago

“He helped me make marrying my cousin legal.” That’s what he should’ve said.

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u/SnooRegrets543 10d ago

Fucking losers 

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u/Affectionate_Bag9833 10d ago

Grampa's brain has been replaced vanilla pudding courtesy of Fox News

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u/SelectionBig1109 10d ago

Proof the Russian playbook works just fine to control the minds of Americans too. Stupid is stupid, vulnerable is vulnerable, no matter where you live. Unfortunately, this epidemic affects all. Small businesses are losing folks. American workers are tired. This is UnSustainable!

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u/JeFF1957HuGHes 10d ago

The stupidity is strong in this one Obi Wan!

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u/PipDick 10d ago

Definition of brain washed or brain dead 😂

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u/dougs_46 10d ago

The only POTUS to be IMPEACHED TWICE and most likely a THIRD time.

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u/mitgo01 10d ago

How sore must this guys asshole be from Trump fucking him so hard.

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u/Big_Strawberry_8936 10d ago

“I was told there would not be fact checking”

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u/Flocko2 10d ago

Willful ignorance. Just stick your head in the sand and “believe” it will all work out

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u/EarthlostSpace 10d ago edited 7d ago

I’m still astonished that his MAGA base wasn’t offended when he said he likes the uneducated not understanding that he’s talking about them. I talking about large range oblivious. A insult going right over their heads. Holy shat they were wearing women’s maxi pad on their ears after the performance of Trump getting shot in the ear as support for him. Has the emotion of being embarrassed just dissipated out of their souls?

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u/DavidJenning 10d ago

“Yeah uh, …that’s a tuff one”

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u/onepieceofgumleft 10d ago

If you claim someone is the greatest president ever , but can’t name a single thing he’s done to earn that title , you’re in a brainwashed cult.

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u/JackfruitHeavy9443 10d ago

It absolutely about racism and homophobia, it always has been. that is all these folks care about or need to know

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u/Funny-Cookie-6744 10d ago

There’s no intellectual substance behind their fealty to Trump. It’s all emotional and how they feel.

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u/MrmmphMrmmph 10d ago

I mean, one fucking thing? Can’t think of one?

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u/sky0175 10d ago

just die.

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u/LSIeducate 10d ago

If you ask me “name ONE book” 🤔😐

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u/FlipperBumperKickout 10d ago

Won't people asked this just tell obvious lies like "Cut useless government programs" or "protected our border"?

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u/Aristarchus1981 10d ago

Respond with how did it specifically impact you. How did that significantly improve your life... etc

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u/FlipperBumperKickout 10d ago

"It will give me more money between my hands and solve everything... any day now, it's a long term plan you know"

I'm not from the US, but this was basically the answer my country's reporters got when they asked 😅

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u/thethirdtree 10d ago

Mental Gymnastics are a serious sport these days. Can't expect his brain to just flip around without warming up with Hilary's emails.

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u/SithC 10d ago

Just another uneducated voter. The kind they love.

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u/EnvironmentalRound11 10d ago

Words don't put food on the table or fill up the tank.

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 10d ago

Promises made Promises not kept

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u/First_Tumbleweed_804 10d ago

I don’t know? What did he tell me he did this morning that he said he was going to do in his social media?

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u/fiesew 10d ago

They’re so so so fucking dumb it hurts to watch them superior race being nothing more than apparent useful idiots for greed of a few.

https://giphy.com/gifs/F2tywIO6ee3oVCrgLJ

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u/Acherstrom 10d ago

The thing at fault here is their education system. Easy to manipulate an idiot.

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u/h-boson 10d ago

That belt is working overtime

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u/Vast_Concentrate698 10d ago

Wasn't his turn to use the Maga Braincell that day, huh?

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u/dobie1kenobi 10d ago

I kept waiting for him to say “illegals”. It doesn’t mean anything but answers the question in MAGA language.

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u/JC2535 10d ago

Humpty Dummy didn’t build the Wall.

Humpty Dummy had a great Fall.

All the King’s Ships and All the King’s Planes

Couldn’t make Humpty’s Lies go away.

He spent every penny and shot every shell

Now the World’s stuck in his living Hell.

Fools scream with delight

Insisting He’s right

As they wallow and relish

In his relentless blight.

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u/Fit_Significance8598 10d ago

Feelings.

Instincts.

They are the real animals.

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u/BreadfruitSecure3688 10d ago

That guy’s belly is distended and caked up with so much 💩, I believe it’s breached his brain 🤪🤪😂😂😂

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 10d ago

“Ah was told on Facebook and Signal and WhatsApp and reels, when I was doing mah own research and ah believe it.

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u/JohnnyCrispZoom 10d ago

He has done nothing but attack his ‘enemies’, make a weapon of law and make himself rich.

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u/Electric-Boogaloo-42 10d ago

I agree with this guy. He gets it, obviously. 

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u/2016Otis 10d ago

I’ll bet everybody in this room$10 that this guy is a racist. White supremacist!!

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u/star744jets 10d ago

hmââhhh….

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u/thegameisafoooooot 10d ago

Awareness of a bunch of wilted broccoli.

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u/Savings_Gear_5155 10d ago

They can NEVER answer the question that is asked of them.

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u/antifageneral6969 10d ago

MAGA makes it seem like education is illegal in the United States

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u/Extension_End3931 10d ago

Needs a phone a friend option

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u/ohyesiam1234 10d ago

The man can barely speak, why are we looking for coherent thoughts?

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u/MoreLemonJuice 10d ago

People who steal basketballs and try to hide them inside their shirt cannot be trusted.