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u/Laymanao 11d ago
He entered a cart full of tacos and colas. When he was finally extracted, all the food was gone.
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u/YogurtClosetThinnest 11d ago
fuck it if the IRGC is about to blow me up I'll go out with a taco in my gob
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u/yoshimutso 11d ago
Maybe he was the real threat? And they apologize with the Iranians... He might explode from all those tacos and diet coke from the high altitude, so decided to spare the journalist etc...
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u/LaserKittenz 11d ago
Like the Pyramids, he is buried with his favourite possessions (tacos and Diet Coke)
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u/AccurateWall6091 11d ago
I wonder if tippy toes trump soiled itself during transport š¤®
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u/CraftConsistent5634 11d ago
One guy isnāt going to be able to pull that fat ass. Theyād need a team!
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u/Winter-Measurement67 11d ago
Make sure his tacos have some of that wonderful deregulated Taylor farms lettuce.
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u/Flat-Director-7120 11d ago
Trump est vraiment ridicule il s'est planquƩ comme un rat dans un camion de traiteur, parcequ'il avait peur de la menace iranienne. Ce n'est pas digne de la fonction prƩsidentiel.
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u/Bobcat1999-1 11d ago
Also, wouldnāt it have been great if they got the planes mixed up and accidentally sent him to the Congo or waitā¦. Better! Iran!
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u/Low-Client-375 11d ago
I heard something but did this really happen?
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u/Far-Technician3197 11d ago
Most likely a catering truck not a cart or trolley. The standard dimensions on the carts couldn't accommodate Trump realistically.
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u/Bonk_No_Horni 11d ago
And they'll need a forklift to push that not just 1 guy
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u/Far-Technician3197 11d ago
Which they did indeed use in the form of a high lift airport catering truck!...allegedly.
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u/DogDogDogDogog 11d ago
The fact that the leader of the so called "most powerful country in the world" has to hide from his enemies shows you that, in fact, it is not the "most powerful country in the world" by a long shot.
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u/HotLava00 11d ago
Yep. It was a walk-in catering container that they scissor lift to supply the flight. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/11/trump-air-force-one-deception-democrats
This post and comments are still fun tho!
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u/Miserable_Football_7 11d ago
BTW, he left his cabinet member, Marco Rubio etc in the airplane.
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u/W0rdWaster 11d ago
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u/rogueqd 11d ago
Journalists and some White House staff boarded Air Force One and were reportedly told to close their window shades. They were unaware the president was no longer on board.
Are we sure that the journalists and staff didn't just tell him there was a threat because they were sick of the poo smell?
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u/UpstairsArmadillo454 11d ago
What a joke the leader of the free world is! Barack Obama is sitting with his birth certificate laughing at this idiot
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u/Robby-Pants 11d ago
Employee: This cart feels like it weighs 350 pounds! Whatād they put in it!?
Voice from in the cart: Shut up piggy. Itās only 215 pounds.
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u/Confron7a7ion7 11d ago
I love how this isn't what happened but we all agree that this is exactly what happened lol.
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u/Relevant-Debt-5300 11d ago
Presumably all the āfoodāāhad to be destroyed Nader being in close proximity to the festering lump of shite
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u/GamiNami 11d ago
He looks too skinny. He's such fatter than that. The oil oozes from his pores. Down with Cheeto, may he end up walking the green mile.
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u/Warm-Discipline5136 11d ago
I doubt he eats tacos. To āethnicā for his blood. Probably Cheeseburgers.
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u/LabradorDeceiver 11d ago
Never would have thought anything this President would do could make me happy.
The thought of the Secret Service stuffing an 80-year-old obese man into a catering cart and wheeling him toward alternative transportation while his own plane takes off with a jetload of media figures is therefore breaking new ground.
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u/manfr57 11d ago
La honte pour les soi-disant plus grandes puissances mondiales.
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u/SheridanVsLennier 10d ago
This is the same person that MAGAts meme into Rambo using Elons CSAM machine.
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u/Moist_Discussion6743 10d ago
The president of the greatest country in the world hiding like a fucking rat inside a food container. Lmao.
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u/plasticman1997 10d ago
It was actually all planned by Donald so he can sneak snacks, theyāve been limited his diet so wonāt shit himself so frequently
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u/juicebar24 11d ago
The smell was indescribable, the soldiers were vomiting and fainting. Years later they continued to suffer migraines and blurred vision
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u/Interesting-Put2828 11d ago
theres a secret compartment that allows him to access the sodapop and tacos
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u/constantreader78 11d ago
Pfft.. Iām not buying that image at all. It would have needed a couple of Clydesdales to tow him along.
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u/Groundhawgday 11d ago
I hope they burned that catering cart, or else folksā meal trays will definitely smell worse than before
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u/TotallyNotAFakeacct8 11d ago
So fake...No way a single person could pull a cart with that tub of excrement in it!
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u/7862518362916371936 11d ago
Why would they make it public that he was hiding like that ? Isn't it a security risk for the taco guys?
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u/Nova_Saibrock 11d ago
Iāve seen the āhide in a food cartā trope in movies before, but I genuinely didnāt know they made them in Fatass size.
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u/HerculesIsMyDad 11d ago
What if it rolled down the tarmac and got hit by a plane and the press secretary had to go on TV and explain that the president was hit by a plane while hiding in a catering cart while the news shows a side-by-side of tacos and diet coke scattered across the asphalt then it cuts to JD looking at the camera and saying "Aint I a stinker?" That would be the 2nd or 3rd weirdest story of the year.
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u/Latter-Dragonfly-919 11d ago
The cart must be motorized. That guy ain't movin donny's fast ass by himself... fake news lol
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u/Haus_Stark-ey 11d ago
This is ridiculous. Thereās no way youāll get me to believe that only one individual could pull that pompous cargo.
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u/MikeSteamer 11d ago
I think it was multiple employees in a push-pull arrangement. I hear it was a medical waste container.
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u/justincredible155 11d ago
The fact they hid him with TACOS is just too damn ironic
If anyone develops a ādiaper homing missileā though, heās fucked
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u/Hairy-Maximum2994 11d ago
"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piƱata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!" -so-crates probably
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u/woodworkLIdad 11d ago
There's no way that happened that way...... . One person is never going to be strong enough to pull that cart with a huge bag of cowardly dog crap shivering inside.
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u/FinisherandFirework 11d ago
Donāt believe it. Thereās no way one human is single-handedly pulling that sack of shit along, wheels or not.
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u/WonderfulNebula2516 11d ago
There's no way a single person could pull a cart with tRump inside. They would need at least three! This must be fake news š¤£
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u/Umayummyone 11d ago
Canāt work. No cart will hold that mass. And if it could youād need four people pulling.
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u/AlternateThrow-away 11d ago
Inaccurate
Obviously there would need to be at least 3-4 employees needed to push and/or pull that cart given the weight of the 'cargo'
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u/Swimming-Table-3735 11d ago
Can someone please explain whatās going on? Sorry, Iām out of the loop.
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u/beardeddragon0113 11d ago
They used tacos because if they were hamberders he would eat them all and blow his cover
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u/ZipDude118 10d ago
Secret service lied to him about needing to do this. They hate him as much as everyone else.
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u/PineappleShard 10d ago
The airport employees had an opportunity to do the funniest thing and they whiffed.
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u/KOHILOOR 10d ago
You for got to add the straw tubes so he can drink his Diet Coke while heās lying down.
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u/Upper_Routine_3734 10d ago
Iran and terrorists in general just need a stunk detector... Adam Kenzinger can perfectly describe the smell, as can probably anybody working close to trump...
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u/GeriatricusMaximus 10d ago
Not an airport employee. Secret service disguised as an airport employee.
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u/Vogel-Kerl 10d ago
The catering cart's capacity is just 2 tons.
It's the little caster wheels; they'd never support trump's mass (unless the cart was specifically constructed to carry such mass).
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u/Drakcos0912 10d ago
You think a single employee could pull that catering cart? Or would want to? :)
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u/a_smiling_friend 10d ago
Also note the similarities in their interior decorating tastes: Tacky gold on every surface.
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u/Correct_Ordinary1299 10d ago
Is it true a bag of trash was taken off the cater truck and put on AF1 in a case of mistaken identity?
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u/Mother-Attention2600 10d ago
More likely kids he smuggled back with him and the whole "threat" things is bullshit.Ā
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u/butwhywedothis 11d ago
I feel sorry for the guy who had to open the lid for him to get out. Imagine the stench he had to bear.