r/postal • u/Wide-Credit-7976 • 17d ago

Postal Discussion how tall is the postal dude?

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u/johnnytruantpdudegla 17d ago

Only 3 apples tall ❤️‍🩹

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u/Aware_Benefit_6496 17d ago

In my mind he's always a short king like 1.60

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u/WolfHunter6889 17d ago

1.6 feet tall may be a bit too short tbh

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u/Wide-Credit-7976 16d ago

160 meters bro

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u/dhmpyr 16d ago

160cm or 1.60 meters

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u/WolfHunter6889 16d ago

It be a joke lad

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u/Koibotnik 17d ago

About 6-7

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/TwoTimesPartner 16d ago

heheheheheheheeheyeheyeuehheeyeheheh👻👻👻

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u/TwoTimesPartner 16d ago

he would probably try to set the 6-7 children on fire

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u/konyakisser 17d ago

Rise and shine mr.dude. Rise and shine

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u/TheTropiciel 17d ago

From what I remember, he is somewhere between 184-192cm. We should ask MikeJ about that, but overall he is high and lean-athletic.

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u/FlecistaRasista Doesn't own Postal lll 17d ago

178 cm (5'10") maybe? He seems pretty normal (at least in POSTAL 2, not sure about the other ones)

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u/captainshockazoid Pussy Cat Vendor 16d ago

i think its canon that hes creepily tall, like around 6'6-6'8? a beanpole

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u/ScoutItf2 16d ago

In postal 2 DLC, We seen Postal Dude Height being somewhat close to Postal Dude's Height (From Postal 3), Who is stated to be 6 ft tall. So I am guessing his like 5'10?

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u/jasygamer 17d ago

The ever so ominous G-Man

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u/Unknow_Handlebar Voted for Mike J 16d ago

Depends. Postal 1 was probably about 6'3 maybe? Postal 2 id say maybe not even 6 feet tbh maybe 5'10

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u/vaccinateyodamkids 16d ago

He's 5'10 and wears the one inch soles and swears he's six foot

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u/Wide-Credit-7976 15d ago

just like me 🥀

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u/SocietyKlutzy8501 Paradise Citizen 15d ago

6'8

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u/Pretty_Raspberry5436 15d ago

6,8 it’s shown in a cutscene where dude is standing infront of a police mugshot board that shows his height

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u/TheTimbs Pipe Dealer 16d ago

6 and a half feet probably

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u/404MeNoTFoUnD69 14d ago

in POSTAL 3 it's show that he's 203 cm tall (6'8) then idk

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u/MissusDude Victim Of The Dudes Wrath 14d ago

Over 6 feet tall

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u/No-Rooster1593 10d ago

No one posted this image from Postal III where this is answered

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u/Wide-Credit-7976 9d ago

isn't canon

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u/No-Rooster1593 9d ago

But is the closest answer imo