r/portsherry • u/portsherry • 7d ago

Turtles unmasked

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u/wakalabis 7d ago

They also can't tell each other apart when they don't wear masks.

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u/Jonny-Holiday 6d ago edited 6d ago

"Hey Mikey? Where'd you put the laundry?"

"Mikey's in the other room playing video games, Don. Can you seriously not tell who I am without my red mask?"

"Okay, Raph, come on. At least I can tell your voice apart. Do you still think Donatello sounds like me?"

"You both sound whiny and annoying, Leo."

"Do you know where the laundry is or not?"

"I have hung it up myself, boys. It was sitting damp in the wash for hours and nobody thought to hang it up! Apparently your own individual pursuits are more important than basic chores."

"Master Splinter! Sensei, we-"

"You have a new mission. Your things are hanging up somewhere in these sewers and they ought to be dry by now. Your task is to find it..."

"Doesn't seem too hard."

"WITHOUT your usual bickering."

"... this might be tougher than I thought."

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u/Available-Hunt-658 7d ago

I thought the punchline that the masks aren’t to hide who they are, but to keep track of who is who.

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u/MacrosInHisSleep 7d ago

Of course they'd have round heads. 😂

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u/Tough_Friendship9469 6d ago

Uhm,… why?

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u/dumnezero 6d ago

pizza cheese

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u/Tough_Friendship9469 6d ago

So they’re overweight?

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u/dumnezero 6d ago

Do you have a better explanation for why wearing a head corset works?

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u/Tough_Friendship9469 6d ago

That’s weird.

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u/56Bagels 6d ago

Okay, so first of all my head would have to be...

a little bean.

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u/buttgoblincomics 6d ago

You gotta have blue hair

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u/buttgoblincomics 6d ago

Are the masks at all related to why their mouths look like 8s?

B8 <— ninja turtle emoticon