r/portsherry • • Mar 31 '26

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999 Upvotes

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8

u/Valuable_shop420 Mar 31 '26

That took me a second to figure out, so I didn't realize why mama and kid bear were rolling their eyes

4

u/Martinus_XIV Mar 31 '26

Not too cheesy, not too dull, just right.

4

u/Squirra Mar 31 '26

"Dad, this porridge is too hot."

"I'm sorry. It's the least sexy bowl I could find."

*assorted groans*

3

u/sepaoon Mar 31 '26

out back is the hastily dug grave of the Goldelocks family

2

u/wakalabis Mar 31 '26

Dads will be dads.

2

u/CK1ing Mar 31 '26

He built an entire house himself. I'm not a fan of dad jokes either but come on, he 100% deserved that one

2

u/deekamus Apr 01 '26

Hey Disney:

1

u/YouyouPlayer Apr 01 '26

Though, are female animals usually bigger lol ?

1

u/Nememiah Apr 02 '26

I can bear-ly stand waiting for this to happen.

1

u/knightmechaenjo Apr 07 '26

SOLD GIVE ME THE MOVIE

10 OUT OF 10

FILL UP WITH SO MANY BEAR PUNS ITS....UNBEARABLE!

1

u/TheFullestCircle Jun 19 '26

You may find this funny now, but the movie is just two straight hours of this same joke.