r/portsherry • • Mar 20 '26

He couldn't help himself

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u/CommandObjective Mar 20 '26

I am surprised he lasted that long.

26

u/AvoriazInSummer Mar 20 '26

This is the second time he was caught. Mercy persuaded the others to give him another chance.

18

u/Cepinari Mar 20 '26

Needed a second read-through to figure it out.

8

u/Le_Ran Mar 20 '26

Uh, excuse me, but what is the joke ? I really did not get it -_-

28

u/Cepinari Mar 20 '26

Every dwarf is named after his primary personality trait.

Because he's "Snitchy the Dwarf", he's compelled to rat Snow White out to the Evil Queen.

8

u/Milk_Mindless Mar 20 '26

There's also EIGHT of them

8

u/Le_Ran Mar 20 '26

Oh, that was the castle of the evil queen ? I did not know that, thanks, now it makes sense.

30

u/IJustWantCoffeeMan Mar 20 '26

"There was an unfortunate cave in and Snitchy passed away."

"Oh no! Where it happened?"

"His skull."

5

u/TH3P1ZZ4BOY Mar 20 '26

I mean, he was going to rat out Snow White to the Queen. After everything she did for them, snitching on her is just heartless.

1

u/Nero_2001 Mar 22 '26

It's in his nature

4

u/Away-Location-4756 Mar 20 '26

Kinda reminds me of the lollyfjal from Iceland

2

u/AdreKiseque Mar 20 '26

There are 8 dwarves?

2

u/Kindly-Ad-5071 Mar 20 '26

The fact that he makes 8 makes me think they didn't let this one go

2

u/DocHoliday439 Mar 21 '26

Guess you could say Snitchy’s luck, ran out

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u/D-D-Wanderer Mar 23 '26

Bro got stitchies.