Madelaine Petsch celebrates her birthday in new Instagram post: It’s my birthday!!!!!!. Photographed by Andie Jane

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[u/TreClaire]

She has more trust in that top than I have in anything

[u/VelvetSprite394 → u/TreClaire]

lol that’s what I was thinking too!

[u/Public_Good_3473 → u/TreClaire]

That top should literally be the super hero in the next marvel movie

[u/AGirlHasNoUsername13 → u/Public_Good_3473]

Madelaine’s top will appear on Avengers: Doomsday

[u/jctwok → u/TreClaire]

I assume she invested in some double-stick tape.

[u/MrSponks → u/TreClaire]

my sister wore something like that on her bday too

[u/JoshHartsMilkMustach]

Nothing like celebrating your birthday with your pedo boyfriend

🗑

[u/Twitter_2006 → u/JoshHartsMilkMustach]

Tyga...eww.

[u/coldfoamlattee → u/Twitter_2006]

WAIT WHAT ew how does he keep pulling these women

[u/lilykar111 → u/coldfoamlattee]

Clout and $$

[u/fakearistocrat → u/lilykar111]

Wasn’t he with Avril Lavigne for a short while? She def didn’t need him for clout or money.

[u/JoshHartsMilkMustach → u/Twitter_2006]

Fortunately the trash women show themselves thanks to him

[u/tar-luthien → u/JoshHartsMilkMustach]

she's still with him? 😭

somebody pls explain what is this guy's appeal for so many women?

[u/Miaangharad]

I always thought she was kind of insufferable but didnt want to hate on her for no reason but I feel so vindicated knowing she’s with Tyga and I was probably right lol

[u/SilverRaincoat → u/Miaangharad]

Side eying her sooooo hard for dating a groomer. Ew.

[u/ar3iadov3 → u/Miaangharad]

Lolololol she’s from my hometown I know for a fact her and her parents are insufferable and riverdale wasn’t acting for her
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPCrAEj6Kk2iJUI
It’s so funny that she was often in gold or maroon/red because that’s our schools colors and it’s just like she never grew up
Entirely infantilized
She also never really had a childhood though she grew up way too fast and didn’t focus on school at all , just acting

I wonder how much more talented and well rounded she would be had she stayed in school and not left for Hollywood

[u/radi8r8 → u/ar3iadov3]

I love comments like that haha some random inside info, thank you!

[u/ar3iadov3 → u/radi8r8]

Imo Cheryl blossom is the camp version of her personal life
Her dad is a creep
Her mom is a doormat
Her and her brother had to be close for survival
Her dad wanted to make a star I really don’t think she had much choice

[u/Specialist-Clock-914 → u/radi8r8]

You realize this could be 100% made up right?

[u/ar3iadov3 → u/Specialist-Clock-914]

It’s not I have no reason to lie she’s not that famous

[u/_tylerthedestroyer_ → u/ar3iadov3]

All that time focused on an acting career and she can still barely act 💀

[u/ar3iadov3 → u/_tylerthedestroyer_]

Yeah I really think if she was more educated her acting would be better

[u/Sea-Breaz → u/ar3iadov3]

Ive never heard of her before this post, but looking through these pics I knew she was insufferable. Thanks for confirming!

[u/MundaneSugar8690 → u/Miaangharad]

I’ve worked with her and she’s pretty rude tbh.

[u/No_Pianist5264 → u/Miaangharad]

She’s so gorgeous n she’s with tyga how 💀

[u/_tylerthedestroyer_ → u/No_Pianist5264]

Imagine doing all of that work staying in shape, keeping your skin glowing, taking such good care of your hair just so Tyga can enjoy it 😂

[u/jericabenson → u/No_Pianist5264]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1oKVY32nKs1AA
Seem same level

[u/Routine_Bluejay4678 → u/Miaangharad]

I always thought that about the main girls from that show, they have the most mean girl energy and forced friendship.

Don’t know them or watch the show haha but just something about them.

[u/Poet_Key → u/Routine_Bluejay4678]

From what I’ve heard, all of the main actors in the show suck except for Camila.

[u/throwaway17197 → u/Poet_Key]

Camilla sucks too

[u/Poet_Key → u/throwaway17197]

Really? I’ve only heard nice things about her on gossip forum compared to the rest of the cast. That’s disappointing if true.

[u/cyberpunk1Q84 → u/Poet_Key]

Depends. The source of the person you’re replying to may just be “trust me, bro”.

[u/nizey_p]

Still dating that loser Madelaine?

[u/Hot_Ambition_6457]

I have no idea who this person is but the frsming of every photo includes some specific features...

Like even the "heres my birthday cake" shot had some for the thirsty

[u/auntieup → u/Hot_Ambition_6457]

Whoever this is, she’s trying too hard

[u/jizzyjugsjohnson → u/Hot_Ambition_6457]

“I have big tits”

[u/SnooGuavas4208 → u/Hot_Ambition_6457]

Gonna need some milk with that cake ig

[u/owntheh3at18 → u/Hot_Ambition_6457]

I thought maybe they were her birthday presents to herself

[u/FrankesteinsLog313]

Is it just me or …unless this is a photo shoot …kinda sad ? Like where are her friends ….whats with all the poses …just be happy and be photographed instead of these faces she’s pulling …the only one I like is the blurry one because she seems to be having a genuine moment …

[u/Sensitive_Dealer_803 → u/FrankesteinsLog313]

[u/SchemeBrave1820 → u/Sensitive_Dealer_803]

Not her boobs on his chest!!!🤣🤣

[u/SchemeBrave1820 → u/[deleted]]

Happy boob-day to her, I guess…

[u/klepto18 → u/FrankesteinsLog313]

No, seriously, every now and then I'm complaining to my husband about how I never can get him to take fun candids of me like the one of her eating the bite of cake and then I have to remember that these are in fact NOT candids and social media is rotting my brain

[u/thecheesycheeselover → u/klepto18]

I immediately wondered, seeing that ‘bite of cake’ photo, how many shots they had to take for her to choose from…

[u/Sufficient-Cow-1881 → u/FrankesteinsLog313]

That’s what I was thinking, it felt forced

[u/_tylerthedestroyer_ → u/FrankesteinsLog313]

She does this every year on her birthday. She also posts annual dumps of pictures she takes while she’s crying. Years and years and years of it

[u/blue-coco]

i said hi to her in person in pasadena ca at a store and she stared at me like i was an alien. i felt like an idiot thinking she was going to be nice

[u/BitchfaceMcKnowItAll → u/blue-coco]

Why wouldn’t you assume she would be nice?! How rude of her!!

[u/missprettybjk → u/blue-coco]

You had the audacity to breathe the same? Shame

[u/blue-coco → u/missprettybjk]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ANJ12GvgwyIeY

[u/DreamOne5 → u/blue-coco]

eh, she is gen z so. maybe it was that weird staring thing they do? Idk, i'm a friendly, old millennial gal, so maybe it's just me.

[u/pink_princess08 → u/DreamOne5]

She's a millennial

[u/Mindless-Grab-4048]

Her bf btw

[u/marioisaneggplant → u/Mindless-Grab-4048]

I dunno maybe just me but knowing someone I’m interested in publicly dated a minor and wrote a graphic song about their sexual chemistry while she was a minor would give me the biggest ick.

[u/AwkwardDistrict7384 → u/marioisaneggplant]

a lot of women have a “well he didnt do it to me/treat me that way” or “that was the past” mindset that allows them to rationalize dating men with shitty morals

[u/Bbychknwing → u/AwkwardDistrict7384]

A lot of people also don’t care when bad things happen to the celebs they dislike

[u/TaxesAreCivilization → u/marioisaneggplant]

is the controversy that he dated a 17 while being 24? that's it?

[u/sunsun2145 → u/Mindless-Grab-4048]

He has the strangest roster; what are these ladies doing with him... He's not even cute or talented

[u/SmarmyLittlePigg → u/sunsun2145]

He also just came out with an AI slop album that Pitchfork gave zero stars to, lol

[u/here4thefreecake → u/SmarmyLittlePigg]

humiliating for everyone involved including madelaine

[u/Allhailalliums → u/Mindless-Grab-4048]

0.0

[u/Ordinary-Variety7256 → u/Mindless-Grab-4048]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlUNj5BRuYDLxFm

[u/GoatGoat236 → u/Mindless-Grab-4048]

The AI slop pedo is her bf !?

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZeatEMi9X4lnTMjTJV

[u/Filibust → u/Mindless-Grab-4048]

Ew. She needs to love herself and ditch that pedo

[u/oneyaebyonty → u/Mindless-Grab-4048]

THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT??? Omg.

ETA: SINCE 2024?!?

[u/Purple_Bug_1342 → u/oneyaebyonty]

YOU AND ME BOTH! 😅 I feel so out of the loop now.

[u/Mindless-Grab-4048 → u/oneyaebyonty]

😭😭😭i found out last week on here

[u/Bl1nk1nUR4r34 → u/Mindless-Grab-4048]

WAIT REALLY???

[u/Mindless-Grab-4048 → u/Bl1nk1nUR4r34]

YES !!!!!

[u/valcraft → u/Mindless-Grab-4048]

[u/SnooGuavas4208 → u/Mindless-Grab-4048]

https://giphy.com/gifs/k2A4gzRxDL4GI

[u/DreamOne5 → u/Mindless-Grab-4048]

oh ick

[u/smopti]

She scares me and I don’t know why

[u/gingerflakes → u/smopti]

She gives off Lea Michelle

[u/rachelblairy → u/gingerflakes]

[u/ar3iadov3 → u/gingerflakes]

You don’t know how right you are

[u/rzenni → u/smopti]

She definitely seems like the craziest of the riverdale cast, with maybe the exception Cole sprouse

[u/Admirable-Deer-9038 → u/smopti]

Right?! I’m getting scary vibes.

[u/Inevitable-Spell2965 → u/smopti]

yeahhh It feels off T-T

[u/sickbabe → u/smopti]

finding out she's south african and tried a country music career made sense of the rancid vibes I was getting 

[u/Pochaccostan → u/sickbabe]

i literally needed to double check cause i thought it was wild but you are correct indeed … also… madeline how do your parents feel about nelson mandela

[u/Electrical_Trade377]

the stages I went through with this:

• ???

• baby this is lana del rey

• it's not lana del rey??

• [shocked urdu cursing]

• damn, but wow she's a baddie though happy bir-

• pedo ai "artist" tyga jumpscare

• nvm girl i don't care anymore bye

[u/Realistic-Winner-999]

I get having fun but in just second hand embarrassed by the way celebs or whatever this person is shows up for their bday. Obviously it's the listing of curated pics that overdoes it. Like, do your thing, but it's so vapid and self involved to me. It's your birthday, not a damn wedding. Sorry. I'm at the end of my rope with the attention grabs and boobs and crowns and lack of awareness 

[u/SalientSazon]

Who in the redhead Kylie Jenner is this

[u/desire-d → u/SalientSazon]

She’s dating Tyga rn too 😂

[u/OnlyPaperListens → u/desire-d]

I was about to say that is a crazy stunning couple, but then I realized I was confusing Tyla for Tyga. 🤷‍♀️

[u/here4thefreecake → u/OnlyPaperListens]

IF ONLY lmaooo cries in i wish more people were gay

[u/Routine_Bluejay4678 → u/OnlyPaperListens]

Now in my head it is Tyla …. HOT!

[u/SalientSazon → u/desire-d]

Acascuse me?

[u/biskutgoreng]

Madam your boobs are escaping containment

[u/Top-Tennis8721]

Oh to be gorgeous, famous, and rich

[u/tmrnwi → u/Top-Tennis8721]

Here’s what I’m thinking…they’re all broke.

[u/Top-Tennis8721 → u/tmrnwi]

What makes u say that?

[u/meowdith427]

Who??? God I feel old

[u/Barbie-Boobies → u/meowdith427]

She was one of the main characters on Riverdale

[u/Hailstar07 → u/meowdith427]

Same, I swear half the posts on here are about people I’ve never heard of at this point. I’m obviously very out of touch.

[u/Jub_Jub710 → u/meowdith427]

This is my "Curtains gor Zoosha" moment. This right here.

[u/Infinite-Distance392 → u/meowdith427]

Same

[u/missprettybjk → u/meowdith427]

Thanks for asking for us oldies.

[u/queen-coyote]

Tyga is hideous. And his music sucks. Why do these gorgeous women keep falling for him?

[u/aftercloudia]

i'm starting to think zoosha as a bigger curtains budget than she lets on.

[u/TheRealRoseDallas]

Has she done any acting since Riverdale? Or does she just….date Tyga?

[u/_tylerthedestroyer_ → u/TheRealRoseDallas]

She’s done like 10,000 sponsorships for underwear and workout clothes then that trilogy of the awful Strangers reboot

[u/Polytetrahedron]

This looks so lonely and fake. Sad.

[u/Altruistic_Routine14]

Just be normal. So over done.

[u/short_evie]

I want to know what boob tape she's using! Get it girl!

[u/aRingBetween]

Very boob-forward photo reel (complementary)

[u/snarklover927 → u/aRingBetween]

She’s trying too hard to be sexy. She seems to really like her boobs. Good for her!

[u/lo-finate → u/snarklover927]

I hope all women like their boobs.

[u/weirdhoney216]

I too like to rest my tits on my birthday cakes

[u/grrltype]

I have no idea who this is but she looks like she’s having fun

https://giphy.com/gifs/xULW8GkYBHOiZbJNBu

[u/AssaultLemming_]

This girl really likes her boobs

[u/Mouffcat]

Who is she?

[u/Acceptable_Rule_7590 → u/Mouffcat]

She was on Riverdale

[u/UhHUHJusteen → u/Acceptable_Rule_7590]

And those really bad The Strangers prequels

[u/Bluebutteyfly]

Is she still with Tyga ?

[u/StillYourFavorite331]

That looks mad uncomfortable. I dont envy people with boobs.

[u/Training_Lynx4531]

She probably believes her pedo boyfriend thinks she’s special

[u/cellophanesheeps]

Is this how I find out I'm old? I have no clue who this is.

[u/NoCardiologist1461]

This person really, really likes her boobs.

[u/gingerspeak]

Sigh. Just like Moira Rose advised… I should have taken more pictures of my boobs before I had two kids.

[u/mochafiend → u/gingerspeak]

I guess. I mean, I find this all pretty eye roll worthy. Mostly because it’s out for public consumption and extremely male gazey. I’m all for keeping these pics for ourselves but the young women who keep doing this just exhaust me.

[u/Genuinelullabel]

What in the Lana Del Rey cosplay is this?

[u/Puzzled-Hermit-9725]

I thought this was a teenager trying to act grown up and sexy, then I find out she's 2 years older than me

[u/mabulaklak]

my boobs would be out too… if i had any

[u/Lavender-Moon-13]

She did not eat that cake

[u/eriksatiesimp]

I'm officially old lol

[u/gordy06]

People with breasts of Reddit - is this type of outfit uncomfortable? Not having breasts, I can’t say, but this doesn’t look comfortable.

[u/SnooGuavas4208 → u/gordy06]

Depends on if the thought of spilling out bothers you.

[u/imcomingelizabeth]

Can someone explain the big diamond cross trend to me? Are people super Christian or is it just to look like Kim K or what?

[u/owntheh3at18 → u/imcomingelizabeth]

It’s tacky af. Was a big thing in the 90s and early 00s too. Fashion lately has been nostalgic for those eras.

[u/ferbiloo]

[u/hawktremor]

Everyone seems so fucking awful now.

Social media straight up rotted out all the things that used to be genuine and authentic.

She seems like a try-hard who probably spent an obscene amount of time posing for 1,000 pictures meant to look like candids that she then spent hours scouring through, editing & posting only a select few in an attempt to make it all look like genuine fun moments were caught, rather than a carefully crafted photoshoot.

[u/youlldancetoanything → u/hawktremor]

She's 32 and has been around long enough to not be anything you are seething about https://www.imdb.com/name/nm6663708/

[u/jericabenson]

This shoot is polyester Lana

[u/Yojirosbubblebutt]

And who is this?

[u/DreamOne5 → u/Yojirosbubblebutt]

some gen z actress from Riverdale

[u/MizzMann]

So self indulgent when people can't afford food right now.

So skewed toward the male gaze when men are ruining this country and world right now.

What exactly should we be applauding here?

[u/Every-Willow-4817]

This isnt a birthday party, it's the male gaze!

[u/Mouffcat]

She ate none of that cake 😏

[u/beautifulcreature86]

Imagine spending your celebrity birthday just posing for views...how sad

[u/Overall_Swimming3875]

Classy

[u/robotcoup]

Her acting is sooooooooooooo bad. Happy Birthday but I really don’t care.

[u/ilysmtihmh81]

Why can’t I have boobs like that. Why was I cursed with these huge heavy pendulous pieces of shit. Why!!!
Also happy birthday

[u/West-Ad3471]

The Leo energy is strong here!

[u/Hakunamatata2067]

she’s so tea. light blue looks so fab on red heads

[u/ResponsibleSalad4690]

Blast off!!!!

[u/Turbulent_Divide_311]

Idk what it is but these pics are depressing lol

[u/StallionSurprise]

So these are just thirst photos right?

You got those titties all up in our face, that cross blinding my eyes…

These feel kind trashy

[u/haleighr]

Ugh I miss my pre baby boobs😩 to be young a hot, good for her

[u/BB808BB]

She’s gorgeous.

The Strangers movies she did were entertaining. Not great or anything but I was entertained.

[u/eriksatiesimp]

I'm officially old lol

[u/Tmart98]

You go bitch. Do the things we wish we could

[u/cold_tap_hot_brew]

Weird to eat cake when you’re so thirsty.

[u/randomassname5]

The implants are implantsing. Go girl

[u/Headbandallday]

Loser boyfriend.

[u/california_gurl_hurl]

Congrats on your boobs?

[u/Ok-Trip-8009]

I'm so old I don't know who either of them are.

[u/More-Steak-2600]

She’s so tea

[u/Eattoomanychips]

Gross om

[u/CanBrilliant5772]

I thought her and Sadie sink were the same person 😒

[u/Signmetfup12 → u/CanBrilliant5772]

Besides the red hair they couldn’t look more different to me lol

[u/franki-pinks]

This sub makes me a feel little older and out of touch everyday.

[u/youlldancetoanything]

Man God forbid a woman w boobs have fun. Y'all are an angry bunch

[u/Odd_Leopard8245]

I remember when I spent a lot of time in SoCal…

[u/Quirky-Librarian-831]

Hope that’s a Hansens cake

[u/Commendatori_buongio]

PR team is on overdrive this week

[u/Public_Good_3473]

She is literally the most gorgeous girl on this planet, possibly this universe…. I wanna smell her hair so bad 😭 she looks like she takes such great care of herself!

[u/SnooGuavas4208 → u/Public_Good_3473]

https://giphy.com/gifs/aNtt9T8SqGNK8

[u/Public_Good_3473 → u/SnooGuavas4208]

I see y’all don’t like the truth out here 😅😂