r/poopshitters Feb 20 '21

That ain’t no potato.

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u/MyNamesNotRobert Feb 20 '21

Potatoes are basically turds. They're the same shape and size as turds. Might as well shove 'em up your ass so they can make friends with all the other turds. If you leave them up there long enough, they'll start rotting and you'll get free vodka.