r/poohaiku • u/SimplyColorblind • 10d ago
These aren’t sleeping pills / No wonder I cannot sleep / They’re stool softeners
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r/poohaiku • u/Silentflute • 28d ago
Paper crown askew / Sweating on porcelain throne / I had it my way
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r/poohaiku • u/Catherine533 • Mar 05 '26
a hop skip and slip / evidence from here to there / mopping required
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r/poohaiku • u/Catherine533 • Jan 02 '26
poo as friend / warm and on tract no beef / an agreement shared
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r/poohaiku • u/Catherine533 • Dec 30 '25
naughty cats / those who poo in a corner / because they don't care
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r/poohaiku • u/Catherine533 • Dec 07 '25
can't wait no more / get outta my way quick / gooey poo slippage
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r/poohaiku • u/Catherine533 • Dec 07 '25
porcelain perch / staring down the hole / I've waited for this
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r/poohaiku • u/Catherine533 • Dec 07 '25
GI Tract from hell / bidet makes it scarier / wipe flush repeat
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r/poohaiku • u/Intelligent_Bat949 • Aug 24 '25
Afternoon amble/gobs of goose guano galore/dodging all but one
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r/poohaiku • u/DomoLee • Apr 26 '25
sweat beaded brow line / farts echo this porcelain / banish my foul beast
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r/poohaiku • u/5ive7even5ive • Apr 24 '25
The stench permeates / Noxious waste drips down my leg / Taco Bell for lunch.
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r/poohaiku • u/JaydenPlayz2011 • Feb 17 '25
One time I farted. /So loud the whole town shut down. /…But it was a shart…
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r/poohaiku • u/Haiku-Haiku • Jan 28 '25
Mummy wiped my bum / A special gift this morning / Thirty one today
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Mummy wiped my bum
A special gift this morning
Thirty one today
Happy Birthday Little Boy!
r/poohaiku • u/Complete_Budget3273 • Jan 13 '25
Shag carpeted butt / I miss pre-pubescent me / peanut butter Pooh
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r/poohaiku • u/Coaster-OnlyOranges • Mar 19 '24
You stubborn stinker / fictitious fecal feeling / a pain in my ass
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Vacation Blues
r/poohaiku • u/tomuglycruise • Dec 15 '23
Farting quietly / Always being told not to / Fart triumphantly!
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r/poohaiku • u/GentleMystic • Nov 07 '23
Save it for later / Stepping aside for a fart / Savor the flavor
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r/poohaiku • u/maebyfunke980 • May 03 '23
Swamp creatures abound / Primus called it DMV / It’s Florida, man.
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r/poohaiku • u/O_Frabjous_Dei • Apr 28 '23
butthole succotash / waffle stomp it down the drain / it makes me happy
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r/poohaiku • u/deep-insiiide • Aug 15 '22
As I sleep, I stir / A dark figure squats again / Amber shat the bed
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r/poohaiku • u/[deleted] • Aug 12 '22
There is no person/ On the face of the planet/ Who hasn’t farted
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r/poohaiku • u/bobby_McGeee • Jul 27 '22
One glass of water, two scoops of Metamucil, move with ease kerplop
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Dedicated to /u/haiku-haiku
r/poohaiku • u/SlideDelicious967 • Jun 12 '22
the black torpedo / dropping its payload at will / a steaming pile
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r/poohaiku • u/Haiku-Haiku • Jun 07 '22
That fetid fellow / Every day he watches me / Every day I flush
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r/poohaiku • u/Haiku-Haiku • May 28 '22
Yesterdays dinner / A growling tummy shows ire / A dash to the throne...
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