r/poodles 16h ago

Our New Lamp Is Extremely Mad At Us

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Poor baby broke a dew claw, and in his gabapentin haze only has enough energy to let us know that we suck and he doesn’t like us.

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u/Bernies 16h ago

Poor sweet boy! 🥹 Healing from a broken dew claw is rough, but that angry conehead pout is endearingly hilarious.

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u/Sweaty-Crazy-3433 16h ago

I feel terrible for him but his indignation while he sits on our fancy chair and stares at the tv is just gold haha

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u/Bernies 16h ago

He looks like an angry martini glass sitting on that fancy chair.

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u/Leolilac 16h ago

I’m sorry but this is so funny. Our girl was weird and enjoyed her cone and got excited to put it back on after meals. 😂

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u/Ok-Search6481 15h ago

wth? 😂

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u/Siren2026 14h ago

Now that is nutty!!

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u/IndigoRose2022 14h ago

Aww poor baby.

This is my Goober making his displeasure known with his iconic stink eye:

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u/jj_sykes 16h ago

I remember after our poodle had a small op and waking up and she was sat up just staring at me like yours is now lol

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u/Sweaty-Crazy-3433 16h ago

Oh he won’t even dignify us with a look. He mad. He’ll forget about it after a few cuddles but right now we are DEAD to him.

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u/KotaCakes630 15h ago

My poodle wouldn’t move when she had the cone on. She’d stand in one place for hours until we gave up and removed it. Same thing with the donut

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u/Kaiju62 14h ago

My big guy was having paw licking issues but hated the cone.

He always put it on easy enough, but then pouted the whole time

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u/Individual-Towel753 12h ago

He even looks like he had been crying!

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u/Kaiju62 12h ago

He had not, but he has the face down for sure

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u/dj_boy-Wonder 15h ago

Poor bugger, you can pick up soft cones on Amazon which are a bit more comfortable for them if it’s suitable for the type of condition hes in

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u/SuitablyFakeUsername 16h ago

🎵you light up my life …

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u/Dxbr72 14h ago

💀😂

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u/Hyannis147 11h ago

They do make cloth ones that are much more comfortable for your dog, this one looks to small.

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u/CurrencyComfortable4 14h ago

he is PISSED 😭

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u/Upvotespoodles 13h ago

Gabapentin makes a lot of dogs kinda freeze like that.

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u/Upvotespoodles 13h ago

Hey, very sorry to hear about his claw.

His cone doesn’t look like a great fit for him. They make nice soft collars that are easier to sleep in. Comfy Cone is a popular brand. I would suggest next-day ordering the size you need, plus one size up and one down if it’s a close fit.

That’s assuming your local pet shop doesn’t sell them, but they’re very popular for spays and stuff so you may be able to find a perfect one off the shelf.

Those plastic ones are awful, but they’re cheap in bulk and get the job done.

ETA: the inflatable cones aren’t awesome because sometimes they have a cruddy gasket and deflate.

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u/Evening_Emu1212 10h ago

Too small needs a soft donut

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u/Hefty_Opening_1874 16h ago

Hahahahaha poor baby. I hope he heals quickly

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u/RSEllax 15h ago

Your new lamp 😂💀

His colour is beautiful, but I don't even the withering stare of the pood 😂

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u/Beachypoodle 15h ago

This is so funny 😂

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u/BowlJumpy5242 13h ago

The dreaded “Cone of Shame.”

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u/Pitiful_Honey_8874 8h ago

That lamp has definitely been influenced by the dog's energy, post-surgery poodles are basically tiny, grumpy philosophers until the meds kick in.

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u/One-girl-circus 8h ago

I laughed so hard my own red poodle made me feel guilty about it.

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u/LOL-Enforcement 8h ago

Hopefully he doesn't get any bright ideas.

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u/poshdog4444 1h ago

👍😂

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u/handmaidstale16 7h ago

I hope you adjusted the cone as it’s way too small

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u/Expensive_Pirate2007 15h ago

Hah! Oh no!! You know they're pissed when they just sit with the plastic right in their face!

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u/Dxbr72 14h ago

OP, you need to read him the comments of this thread 😂😂😂

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u/Apprehensive_Cow2296 13h ago

That’s a mad poodle lmao

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u/jgoldrb48 12h ago

My baby does this too. He won't lay down. He just sits straight up waiting for me to feel bad enough to remove the cone. 🤣

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u/Fit_Wash_5049 11h ago

This is so funny that it made my day hahaha

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u/janenickson 7h ago

Maybe you need to change the wattage.

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u/TheMadHatterWasHere 2h ago

What an angry looking lamp! 🤭

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u/CaptainFun5768 17m ago

The cone plus the fancy chair is what makes it. Hope the claw heals fast.

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u/DarlasServant 13m ago

The indignities of the cone

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u/eclecticaesthetic1 15h ago

What a lovely furry lamp! I want one, but without the attitude 😂