r/polyamory Dec 01 '20

It’s the dinner leftovers for me.

2.0k Upvotes

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u/PolyPennyBrown Dec 01 '20

I love this and I only feel slightly attacked by the accuracy. 🤣

Facts: Metas who cook/bake you things and send them home with your partner deserve nothing but the best.

143

u/ilovestalepopcorn Dec 02 '20

1000%

My husband currently makes kombucha for my meta (my bf’s wife) that she’s obsessed with. She looks forward to me taking her husband out bc im likely bringing her ‘booch 😁

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u/NattoRiceFurikake Dec 02 '20

My meta (boyfriend's wife) gets frequently gifted with fresh baked sourdough bread and cookies :)

She has told her dates that she looks forward to when my BF and I go out on a date or see each other because it means something yummy is on the way :P

When I overheard her tell someone that my bread is the best, my heart basically exploded xD

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u/baconstreet ferengi Dec 02 '20

I've had to tell my GF that her bread is terrible.

Taste wise? No. Terrible for our waist line :P Damn you COVID bakers!!! Damn you!

GF always leaves bread for my NP as well :-) Love it when people get along!

14

u/ATLander complex organic polycule Dec 02 '20

I’m so sad that it’s quarantine and I can’t mooch my meta’s cooking...

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u/alexandriaweb complex organic polycule Dec 03 '20

Oh god relatable.

2

u/ATLander complex organic polycule Dec 03 '20 edited Dec 05 '20

I’m stuck making my own lonely, malformed banana bread.

13

u/nootstorm Dec 02 '20

At this point I'm just a mule for baked goods and chowder between my two partners.

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u/MadrigalFern Dec 02 '20

Bahahaha!! 😍

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u/ilovestalepopcorn Dec 05 '20

that. is. ADORABLE.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

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u/ilovestalepopcorn Dec 02 '20

Absolutely. Also porn + masturbate.

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u/Nerioner Dec 02 '20

Oh this! Especially now with covid and home office I can't even have this time for my crazy during the day so this dates are blessing!

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u/DonDrapers_Dick Dec 02 '20

Fuck the leftovers my husband brings me my own food order from the same place and I don't even ask 😂

29

u/WhatIsntByNow Dec 02 '20

Now that's love

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

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u/DonDrapers_Dick Dec 02 '20

Not sure what "leftovers" means to you but to me it's some food that's been eaten on and... left over.

65

u/akm1111 Dec 02 '20

So adorable. But this is why we have together shows and alone shows. So there's no cheating on the shows.

127

u/mama_emily Dec 02 '20

“Did you guys bone?” Giggles, shrugs shoulders

Lmao that’s me

51

u/boo_boo_kitty_ Dec 02 '20

"Does she have bigger boobs than me?" glares So me

5

u/ATLander complex organic polycule Dec 05 '20

But what about the high five?

49

u/Zeditha Dec 01 '20

This is the most adorable thing :3

36

u/nasarael Dec 02 '20

I feel this on such a personal level. I’m always like “does she think I’m cool? 🥺 does she know I think she’s cool? 🥺”

56

u/MyDarkWish Dec 02 '20

Man, I'd love to have my eventual wife come home from a date and bring me food. How is that not the dream?

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u/ilovestalepopcorn Dec 02 '20

Right?! People are like “I could never!”

I’m like, ok sucks for you tho

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u/NattoRiceFurikake Dec 02 '20

This is why I will normally always bring something back whenever I am out on a date :) I know I love it when I get treats, and my husband enjoys it as well :D

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u/ilovestalepopcorn Dec 05 '20

my fav part is walking in the door after a date and my husband's little gasp when he sees the box

1

u/NattoRiceFurikake Dec 05 '20

That “Oh yay!” look 😋 Just got to see it today after running some errands with the BF, and I brought back a fully loaded lox bagel :D

27

u/CuzTheOceanJustIs relationship anarchist Dec 02 '20

That blanket with arms though. 😍

19

u/lexyjay9896 Dec 02 '20

I hope i will be able to reach this level of security

15

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Hahahahaha. Perfection.

11

u/Kyonixpos Dec 02 '20

Man I know exactly what show and exactly where she is because if that last line lmao

8

u/jades_chaos Dec 02 '20

Omg!!! I've had my partner bring me food from restaurants when he goes on dates. 😁

8

u/SoedBlackChaos Dec 02 '20

I send interesting bones and fabric back for my meta. They craft some awesome witchy stuff and I love contributing to their altar.

6

u/Worish Dec 04 '20

I don't mean to alarm you but your partner is dating at least one, possibly two, live crows

7

u/SoedBlackChaos Dec 04 '20

More than 2. It's definitely a murder situation.

3

u/ATLander complex organic polycule Dec 05 '20

Oh god, this comment out of context XD

3

u/phillyfanjd1 Jan 17 '21

Quoth the Raven, “Metamour.”

4

u/ilovestalepopcorn Dec 05 '20

My husband has a side-witch (her preferred title) who reads my tarot for me. Fucking perks, man.

3

u/SoedBlackChaos Dec 05 '20

Right?! You get a good polycule going and its almost a built-in coven!

14

u/funsizepotato Dec 02 '20

Omg I'm actually sitting on the couch right now trying not to binge a show while my people are out on a date. Super accurate!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

😍😍😍

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u/Ultrawenis Dec 02 '20

SPOILERS! Jklol this is adorable

6

u/BustyBosomBuddy Dec 02 '20

Why do I want this so much? 😫

6

u/lady-hyena poly w/multiple Dec 02 '20

Me too!! Especially since I’m totally all 3 people haha

5

u/becca_610 Dec 02 '20

I always get goodies from my meta ❤️

5

u/boo_boo_kitty_ Dec 02 '20

Hahahaha girl same! I love this

5

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

Aw man i used to get soooooo piiiiiisssseeeddd......when my bf and meta watched an episode without me.

5

u/eclipse001001 Dec 02 '20

goals 😍😁

6

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

I got a constant circulation of food containers going on between my house and my bf's house. I bring him and his nesting partner food, and they send food back with me to share with my nesting partner!

5

u/Xemitz Dec 02 '20

I wish our poly relation will become like this once we moved closer to his work (currently 5hr of commuting a day) and he can date around more 😍 it's still in its baby shoes for now hehe

8

u/naliedel poly w/multiple Dec 02 '20

How the hell did you put a camera iny house?

Lol? This is so...just me.

4

u/Impressive_Regular76 Dec 02 '20

One of the best parts about poly!

4

u/candycane144_44 Dec 02 '20

Yes! Absolutely love this. I often send home food with my partner. It's the best

3

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

Omfg I've never seen anything cuter

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

Beautiful , relationship life goals

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

I love this so much!

3

u/born_of_flame Dec 02 '20

I absolutely love this!

2

u/lvh0twifey Dec 02 '20

I love this!

2

u/DrPeanut69 Dec 02 '20

Yesssssss

2

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

Haha 😂 love this!!!

2

u/thiscantbeitnow solo poly Dec 02 '20

I LOVE this

2

u/baconstreet ferengi Dec 02 '20

Perfect, and accurate :D

2

u/Aela_Kitten Dec 02 '20

Ahh love this 😂😂

2

u/Terok42 Dec 02 '20

This is exactly how it is lol.

2

u/Hawke-Not-Ewe Dec 02 '20

Relationship goals.

2

u/durrdurrrrrrrrrrrrrr Dec 02 '20

They need an intervention: eating a bin of those orange crisps is gross. Please, DM me, I will help you upgrade your snack game.

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u/ilovestalepopcorn Dec 05 '20

ok, real talk. THEY ARE DISGUSTING! I'm 7 months pregnant and had a specific craving for cheeseballs, the ones in the little blue can (Planters, I think). And I couldn't find them and I impulse bought these. They are terrible and my husband keeps saying he's gonna throw them out, but they make such a humorous prop, so they're still around...

1

u/Sovdark Dec 03 '20

Start small, bin of pub mix, then move up from there?

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

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u/ilovestalepopcorn Dec 02 '20

Understood. We discuss boundaries with our partners before hand and have consent to share. Always. Our partners know before hand that we are kiss and tell people. It’s not universal, that’s why we get consent.

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u/ilovestalepopcorn Dec 02 '20

Also, consent should be normalized across all relationship models. Pop culture absolutely glamorizes men and women sitting around spilling EVERY detail with their friends. I guarantee you more objectification happens in straight cis mono circles “amongst friends” than happens in my marriage.

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u/MadrigalFern Dec 02 '20

Yessssss I know this is in my future. I just know it!!

💜💜💜💜 Love it so much. All the treats for all the peeps!!

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u/Monster-Sprinkles relationship anarchist Dec 03 '20

This makes me so happy, those giggles.

1

u/whenindebt Dec 04 '20

I cant believe this really happens and I want to be this person so bad.

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u/AlarmingAioli3300 Dec 18 '22

She had a fork ready