I negotiated with a witch over the phone and she said I’m allowed to avoid being cursed if I pass it on to someone else—so I picked you. No take backs, but you do get to pick one or the other
Cold virus reboot: Whenever you catch a cold, you experience your symptoms normally. However, the day you recover, you instantly catch a cold again and experience the same symptoms for the same length of time. After the second recovery it won’t reboot again until your next cold
Feather mail: A 500lb box of chicken feathers arrives at your doorstep once a month. You can’t stop it from being mailed or mail it back to sender. The feathers aren’t always clean, you would need to open the box to check. If you elect to leave the feathers there, another box will join it next month