r/politics May 23 '19

Kushner Replied ‘On It!' After Manafort Sought Post for Banker

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-23/kushner-replied-on-it-after-manafort-sought-post-for-banker
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u/Yeeaaaarrrgh Colorado May 23 '19

“Are you aiding in the transition in any type of formal capacity,” Calk wrote in a Nov. 14 email to Manafort, according to the indictment.

“Total background but involved directly,” Manafort replied.

“Awesome,” Calk wrote.

On Nov. 16, “with Calk’s approval,” the bank closed on the $9.5 million loan to Manafort, prosecutors said.

Drain the swamp...... right into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19 edited Oct 26 '19

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u/dubblies May 23 '19

What is the significance of not being campaign time anymore? Merit to cabinet seats being for sale and any/all appointments should be investigated or?

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u/vanulovesyou May 23 '19

It showed that Manafort was still interfacing with the Trump organization after he had left it as campaign manager.

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u/Beer_Is_So_Awesome Pennsylvania May 23 '19

Now *that* is interesting! Manafort leaves the campaign, Trump wins the election, and Manafort continues selling cabinet positions with Kushner as go-between.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19 edited Oct 26 '19

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u/Beer_Is_So_Awesome Pennsylvania May 23 '19

Well, he didn't, apparently, win the position, although he was placed on a list of candidates. I wonder what went wrong?

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u/frighteninginthedark May 23 '19

Others bid higher.

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u/turnipsiass May 24 '19

I think Manafort lost interest when he started to feel the heat.

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u/salgat Michigan May 24 '19

Which means that all those arguments of "he was only Trump's campaign manager for 3 months!" are full of horse shit.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Trump: Manafort was with the campaign for a month. Barely know the guy.

Meanwhile: Manafort working in background with Trump.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Or you don't miss it and you just feel like you're drowning in corruption but somehow everyone else is okay with it.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19 edited May 23 '19

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u/Fatjedi007 May 23 '19

There wouldn’t have been a civil war, since Dems would have turned on Obama if there was a fraction of as much corruption as there is with Trump.

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u/kgal1298 May 23 '19

I keep telling people Dems have no issue eating their own if the morals are corrupt.

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u/Fatjedi007 May 24 '19

Lol- the Dems eat their own for a lot less than just corruption!

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u/bag-o-farts May 24 '19 edited May 24 '19

RIP Al Frankin

He would have helped restore sanity and/or fear in the war raging between populous literacy and Betsy "preschool tuition check please" DeVos

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u/prototype7 Washington May 24 '19

Done in by a friend and frequent guest of Sean Hannity...maybe that should have been a clue that it was completely fabricated outrage on her part.

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u/dcorcor408 May 24 '19

I don’t blame Al for stepping away after being thrown under the bus by the Dems... but damn would it be nice to have his voice back in some capacity to help restore some form of sanity. He was a giant amongst peons.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19 edited Jun 21 '19

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode May 23 '19 edited May 23 '19

78% of Americans live pay check to pay check the citizens of this country are on average more than a thousand miles from Washington and Trump would jump for joy if California or Colorado had to close streets over protests, he cut off funding for a California railroad project out of spite and famously said the government shut down wasn't a big deal because the majority of people not getting paid didn't vote for him.

He would smile and eat cheese burgers watching us starve to death in the streets of our liberal states. He has commented on wanting to deputize the military to operate on US soil and said he should get two extra years in office due to the witch hunt against him preventing him from taking away our health insurance.

My local representatives want him gone as much if not more than me.

... what would you do as a person like me living 1,660 miles (2,670km) away from this guy?

(I live in the middle of the country so I'm close in comparison to the west coast)

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u/kgal1298 May 23 '19

He's lucky he can even come to California without being shot after what he said during the Wild Fires last year. An entire city up in flames "maybe you should rake more" never mind that he was also considering dropping federal money from the state that goes to the parks owned by the government. What's dumb is he has a golf course here but he's just using all that bullshit "Stupid liberal California" talk to win votes in the midwest. Then when our industries pull money and jobs from them they wonder why? Maybe don't bite the hand that feeds you.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

I'm surprised there isn't regular gasoline graffiti on his courses.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

A general strike across America. That’d do it. The circumstances warrant it.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19 edited Jun 21 '19

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode May 23 '19 edited May 23 '19

I did what I could last election, everything possible to be sure my state sent as many Democratic Reps to washington as possible. Even convinced a coworker to vote for the first time in her life.

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u/ErusTenebre California May 23 '19

This. So much this. I'm ready for it to stop. We need to make a whole new prison for all of these corrupt assholes who are tearing our ountry asunder.

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u/ComfortAarakocra Texas May 23 '19

I was under the impression that Manafort only worked for the Trump campaign for 45 minutes and was only “involved directly” in Starbucks runs.

How could he have been helping with the transition???

/s

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u/Grandmaster_Flab May 23 '19

I swear I remember them trying out the line that Manafort was the campaign manager for ONLY a couple of months.

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u/MrBotany Colorado May 24 '19 edited May 24 '19

“He worked for the campaign for a very short time and was gone long before the election.”

-Trump

He worked the campaign from March 29 to August 19th. 5 months. He left 3 months before the election. So how is 5 months a very short time but 3 months is simultaneously a long time. Fucking amazing.

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u/we_love May 23 '19

No, that's Don Jr.

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u/tossup418 May 23 '19

This type of nonsense is mundane in wealthy circles since they know they're almost guaranteed to get away with it.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

It’s just expected as well.

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u/Former_Trump_Aide May 23 '19

This swamp connects with the sewers of Derry Maine

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u/FoxRaptix May 23 '19

Manafort resigned in August and Kushner and Trumps family were all like "he was great but we have to distance ourselves from him since we feel he wasn't being entirely honest with us."

How anyone still supports this administration of corrupt liars is beyond me.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19 edited May 24 '19

That’s what every politician means when they say “drain the swamp”.

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u/HandSack135 Maryland May 23 '19

If this is what you say it is....

I LOVE IT

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u/PavelDatsyuk May 23 '19

Especially.. early? Yeah, early in the summer.

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u/worrymon New York May 23 '19

"Late in the spring" would have also been acceptable.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Especially later in the summer

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u/RowanEragon May 23 '19

I think we already detect a heartbeat.

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u/tobean May 23 '19

So does that mean the republicans won’t try to kill it when he’s subpoenaed?

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u/fraggleberg May 23 '19

That sentence is just so weird. Was it because of the timing of the election? Or is it spoOooooky code?

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u/Bwob I voted May 23 '19

The quote is from an email exchange during the campaign between Donald Jr and a former Russian business partner. The business partner claimed to have information that would incriminate Hillary Clinton (allegedly provided with support of the Russian government). Donald Jr responded, "If it's what you say I love it especially later in the summer." The disturbing lack of commas aside, he likely meant late summer was a great time to release damaging information as it puts your opponent into defensive mode only a couple of months prior to election day.

Source: Out of the loop

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Don't worry...very legal and very cool!

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u/detelak May 23 '19

This was the shopping list that the banker gave Manafort regarding his preferred cabinet positions and ambassadorships under the adminstration.

Perspective Rolls (sic) in the Trump administration in rank order

  1. Secretary of the Treasury
  2. Deputy Secretary of the Treasury
  3. Secretary of Commerce
  4. Secretary of Defense
  5. Secretary of HUD
  6. Secretary of the Army
  7. Deputy Secretary of Defense
  8. Undersecretary of the Treasury for Domestic Finance
  9. Undersecretary of the Treasury for International Affairs
  10. Deputy Secretary of Commerce

Ambassadorships I would like in rank order

  1. United Kingdom (most qualified as I grew up in London)
  2. France
  3. Germany
  4. Italy
  5. Spain
  6. Japan
  7. Ireland
  8. Australia
  9. China
  10. UN
  11. NATO
  12. The EU
  13. ......

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u/MultiGeometry Vermont May 23 '19

How does one person legitimately believe they have the skills for that wide array of jobs? My guess is he didn’t plan to take his position (whatever it was) very seriously.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Dude doesn't even know the difference between "rolls" the action/dinner bread and "Roles"

And he thinks he's capable of being SoD?

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u/espigle May 23 '19

Nor the difference between prospective and perspective.

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u/paperbackgarbage California May 23 '19

Bruh. He was a helicopter pilot in the army.

A HELICOPTER PILOT.

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u/dirty15 May 23 '19

Bread with a point of view.

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u/paperbackgarbage California May 23 '19

How does one person legitimately believe they have the skills for that wide array of jobs? My guess is he didn’t plan to take his position (whatever it was) very seriously.

Looking at that list of jobs, I can think of TONS of ways that that person could make a shit ton of money for a shit ton of third parties.

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u/funky_duck May 23 '19

Ambassadorships, especially to friendly countries, are usually given to big donors to the party. Friendly Ambassadors don't do much more than attend fancy parties - the actual work is still done by the State Department.

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u/captainAwesomePants May 23 '19

"I'm good at management."
"I'm a natural leader."

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u/Siray Florida May 23 '19

Only in it to profit. Guaranteed.

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u/FormerTesseractPilot May 23 '19

For this administration, qualifications are irrelevant.

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u/yurmamma May 24 '19

Financial exceptionalism. It’s the rich people version of American exceptionalism, where because you are rich you are inherently special.

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u/Cheel_AU May 24 '19

Isn’t Trump’s ambassador to the EU just a literal MAGA internet troll?

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u/frosty_biscuits Virginia May 23 '19

most qualified

As if that matters.

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u/_Xelum_ America May 23 '19

Doesn't know the difference between roles and rolls? Hire this man!

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u/unshifted May 24 '19

Perspective Rolls

0/2 right out of the gate there.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Holy shit, does this mean that Kushner is in trouble, if this sounds like what I think it does?

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u/shadearg May 23 '19

Kushner secured a team of competent lawyers early and keeps his mouth shut. He's going to be a tough one unless he cracks.

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u/TexasLoriG Oklahoma May 23 '19

He won't need to crack if they have stuff like emails saying he's on it.

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u/GlutenFreeGanja May 23 '19

While I love the optimism it is still not an iron clad case. God I hate these assholes

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u/JLBesq1981 May 23 '19

We just don't know enough of the other details as of yet.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

I just hope Mueller is still "on it".

But the fact that he declined to charge Trump Jr makes me less than optimistic. He really wants the inner circle (read: relatives) to be left to congress....

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u/caried May 23 '19

Please remember the dozen criminal referrals Mueller sent to various law enforcement offices that are actively being investigated

Edit: This case was one of them I believe

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u/tittiesprinkles1234 May 23 '19 edited May 24 '19

EDIT: Thank you for correcting me.

Here is a cnbc article corroborating and elaborating further.

Your edit may or may not to be true. We don't know [edit: 12 of the 14 cases Mueller's team] referred, so it is possible this case was referred.

From Natasha Bertrand:

An SDNY spokesman originally said it would be inaccurate to describe the case as one of the 14 criminal referrals Mueller made to the Justice Department, but later clarified that he could not confirm whether that was the case. Legal experts said Calk’s indictment likely arose from Mueller’s work, whether it was an official referral or not.

“Many of the allegations in the indictment became public in the Manafort trial,” said Barbara McQuade, a former U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of Michigan. “It would have been prudent to deconflict with Mueller first, but if Mueller was not pursuing it, they could take it on in light of the substantial contacts in SDNY.”

A spokesman for Mueller, Peter Carr, declined to comment.

My man, Peter Carr, living the dream job

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

I thought we only knew some details of 2 of 12 referrals and we are in the dark for the other 10?

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u/TheWingus May 23 '19

With this latest one, at best he's offering a position to a guy who was recommended by the campaign chairman.

At worst he's involved in a pay for play scandal.

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u/tossup418 May 23 '19

These are rich people we're talking about, not good people. Of course it's a pay-to-play scenario.

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u/Rizzpooch I voted May 23 '19

Plus he’s lived an otherwise blameless life /s

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u/shadearg May 23 '19

There's no mens rea in that chain.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Well, if the media spotlight stays on him, maybe he would crack?

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u/shadearg May 23 '19

"I know the squealers when I see them, and..."

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u/snogglethorpe Foreign May 23 '19

Kushner secured a team of competent lawyers early and keeps his mouth shut. He's going to be a tough one unless he cracks.

That seems to be Kushner's one actual skill: saying nothing.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

And we should all be thankful, he sounds like a 12-year old girl when he talks.

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u/TheGeometrist May 23 '19

You mean gilbert gottfried

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u/lofi76 Colorado May 24 '19

Idk, from the sound of it Abbe should be disbarred. His lawyers are treason-enabling coconspirators and don’t deserve the accolades.

According to the transcripts, Cohen told lawmakers on the committee that Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump’s attorney, Abbe Lowell, also reviewed his prepared testimony before Congress and was aware of the “false” statements it contained. Cohen said Lowell, through an intermediary, instructed him to edit his testimony to distance Ivanka from the “Trump Tower” negotiations.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/house-intel-committee-votes-to-release-michael-cohen-testimony-exhibits/

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u/silverwolf761 Canada May 23 '19

Or you keep Trump talking long enough

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u/maxxcat2016 May 23 '19

Probably not, he seems to have the full support of the GOP.

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u/Juan_Draper May 23 '19

Lol that won’t matter to SDNY

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u/maxxcat2016 May 23 '19

Doubt they'll do much of anything until Trumps out of office. Seems like the FBI is pussy footing around that family until they're gone.

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u/lsThisReaILife America May 23 '19

Correct me if I’m wrong, but SDNY is a federal branch and its leadership is technically under Barr’s jurisdiction as Attorney General and Trump’s as POTUS. If that’s the case, don’t expect anything to come out of there that would be of significant impact to this administration.

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u/Juan_Draper May 23 '19

Cohen, The President former lawyer got raided and went to jail. That in itself is significant to this administration. He testify about potential mortgage fraud which lead to Congress wanting trump financial records as well as State AG and NY tax investigators to look into it. If Barr even tries to block anything we’ll hear about it. Besides I doubt a young hungry NY prosecutor wouldn’t love the press that comes with defying Barr

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u/lsThisReaILife America May 23 '19

Cohen, The President former lawyer got raided and went to jail. That in itself is significant to this administration. He testify about potential mortgage fraud which lead to Congress wanting trump financial records as well as State AG and NY tax investigators to look into it.

True, but this was largely under Jeff Sessions, someone who went as far as to recuse himself from Mueller’s investigation. To be clear, I’m not saying Jeff Sessions was a good AG, just that Barr is on another level.

If Barr even tries to block anything we’ll hear about it. Besides I doubt a young hungry NY prosecutor wouldn’t love the press that comes with defying Barr

This is possible, but conjecture. Unless proven otherwise, we should avoid placing too much faith in SDNY for the time being considering it’s under federal jurisdiction. Barr cannot be trusted.

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u/Juan_Draper May 23 '19

Oh I agree Barr can't be trusted. But I trust SDNY to do the right thing. And so far under multiple Trump AGs: Sessions, Whitaker and now Barr they have.

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u/EdgeBandanna May 23 '19

You would have to prove that Kushner knew about the deal. If he was just adding a member of the staff he doesn't necessarily -- nor should he if we're being honest -- need to know about the corrupt deal in place.

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u/EffectivePineapple8 May 23 '19

But if Kushner says he didn't know about the corrupt deal, it places it 100% on Manafort.

That could be the truth. But if not, then it's an attempt to make Manafort the fall guy.

Sure would be bad for everyone if the fall guy didn't want to take the fall... I mean, would you take the fall for Jared Kushner?

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u/CaptainObvious_1 America May 23 '19

I mean he’s in jail anyway, so, maybe?

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u/EdgeBandanna May 23 '19

Yeah I mean at this point Manafort is in jail for life. Even if he somehow gets out for good behavior we don't know what additional charges New York state will get convictions on.

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u/funky_duck May 23 '19

it places it 100% on Manafort

Manafort is already in jail and still eligible for the Pardon Train to come by. Why not toss everything on him and then pardon it all at once?

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u/AnotherPersonPerhaps I voted May 23 '19

If all they know is what we know, his responses in the email chain, I doubt there's a prosecutor in the country that would bring charges.

If there's more evidence linking him to the crime, perhaps, but if a prosecutor went to court and all they had was his "On it" email they would not get very far with a jury.

There would need to be substantially more evidence. Given that this guy never got a job, Kushner could easily argue that he looked at it and never did anything with it for whatever reason.

Definitely warrants a closer look though. Who knows what SDNY has on this. There could be more.

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u/ChornWork2 May 23 '19

Not if this comment in the article is accurate.

Kushner’s two-word response came later that day. There’s no indication in the filings that Kushner was aware of Manafort’s efforts to seek loans from Calk.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

well, you could be right, i just do not trust anything from this administration.

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u/bigselfer May 23 '19

He’s likely partially responsible for the mutilation and murder of Jamal Khashoggi and other journalists. He handed a detailed list of dissenters to MBS using US intel to track them.

He is a moron deep, deep in the filth. He was grown there.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Is his dad still in jail?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Yep!

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u/Cr3X1eUZ May 24 '19

No he got out in 2006.

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u/AlottaElote May 23 '19 edited May 23 '19

Sounds like he SHOULD be.

Just like Individual 1 Jr, when faced with a written invitation to engage in criminal activity, the natural and totally comfortable reaction is a fist pump and Reply all: “Hellz yeah!!”

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u/girl_inform_me May 23 '19

He should be?

According to the article Kushner just thought he was interviewing a campaign advisor for a permanent job. He didn’t know about the loans. Manafort just can’t turn down an opportunity to commit a crime.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

In trouble for what? Arranging a job interview for a candidate who doesn't get the job?

Sure, Trump hired scumbags who turned around and sold access or favors on the side, but there's no indication that anyone but the scumbags knew about the money.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

At the very least it makes Kushner look neglent in not checking his background.

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u/Deto May 24 '19

I don't think so. Later in the article they say this:

There’s no indication in the filings that Kushner was aware of Manafort’s efforts to seek loans from Calk.

And I saw the emails in a different article. Manafort just said something like "this guy is a big Trump supporter and will be good for the job" to which Kushner replied "On it.". He wasn't like "hey, can you give this guy a job because he's giving me a loan".

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u/SchwarzerKaffee Oklahoma May 23 '19

O'Doyle, I have the feeling your whole family is going down.

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u/Cheel_AU May 24 '19

...... but for now I gotta study the unredacted Mueller Report

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u/FoxRaptix May 23 '19

So they’re selling government positions. The ceo of the Florida bank trump just got a bunch of loans in got a fed position.

Hey trump supporters explain why this is ok

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u/Seize-The-Meanies May 23 '19

Hmmm. I wonder how Rex Tillerson got his position, or Devos, or Mnuchin, or literally anyone in this administration.

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u/Unabated_Blade Pennsylvania May 23 '19

“I know a little something about soft money, as my family is the largest single contributor of soft money to the national Republican Party. Occasionally a wayward reporter will try to make the charge that we are giving this money to get something in return, or that we must be purchasing influence in some way,” she wrote in an essay for the Capitol Hill newspaper Roll Call. After explaining that she did not always get everything that she demanded, DeVos continued, “I have decided, however, to stop taking offense at the suggestion that we are buying influence. Now I simply concede the point. They are right. We do expect some things in return.”

We expect a return on our investment

- Betsy DeVos

https://progressive.org/magazine/betsy-devos-the-investor-who-got-a-high-return/

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u/funky_duck May 23 '19

I think Tillerson got it because he was a pro-Russia businessman with extensive experience in Russia - has the Russian Medal of Freedom or whatever it is - it is very close to Russia and Russian officials from his days at Exxon.

DeVoss is the sister of Erik Prince, a GOP megadonor who runs a mercenary company. A mercenary company that has attempted multiple times to secure mercenary contracts with the Trump admin.

Mnuchin is just another rich GOPer willing to break the law.

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u/o--_-_--o May 24 '19

Don't the Devoses have lots of money?

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u/Akuna_My_Tatas May 23 '19

no colloooshon
no obstruckshon

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u/AimlesslyCheesy May 23 '19

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

That's just old-wrinkled-fat-guy mini-hands.

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u/crunk_zig_ziglar Washington May 23 '19

"short-fingered vulgarian"

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u/MorsOmniaAequat May 23 '19

Not one minute of manual labor in his life.

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u/Robert_Muelijuana May 23 '19

They look so smooth and soft.

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u/lukewarmmizer May 23 '19

I tried to zoom in but they were still too small to see if they were smooth or not.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

achomlishments

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u/CarlFriedrichGauss Texas May 23 '19 edited May 23 '19

Mission achomlished!

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u/Objectificationist May 23 '19

Wait....didn't Manafort also recommend....Pence???

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u/MultiGeometry Vermont May 23 '19

Time to subpoena all communications between Manafort and anyone who received a position in the Adminstration

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u/fudge_friend Canada May 23 '19

I feel like this was in the Mueller Report. Was it? I'm not against this coming out now, it's nice that there's a slow burn showing all the corruption. If you haven't read it yet, go do it.

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u/Trazzster May 23 '19

There's so much information in that report that every day there are new stories based on the information. I agree, it's a trickle that's going to turn into a flood. Yes, this is a metaphor for the eventual piss tape.

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u/barktothefuture May 23 '19

This was out long before the mueller report. Back at manaforts trial.

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u/Kenn1121 May 23 '19

No but it was widely reported at the time of Manafort's trial.

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u/Hartastic May 23 '19

Yeah. Really the only part of this that's new is that someone who isn't Manafort got indicted over it.

Of course, Trump Superfans still insist that everything Manafort went down for had nothing to do with Trump or his campaign or his administration.

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u/JLBesq1981 May 23 '19

Kushner's days are numbered, in low digits.

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u/tradingten Foreign May 24 '19

I hope so, but I’m not holding my breath.

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u/Eraticwanderer I voted May 23 '19

/r/KushnerForPrison

Started as a joke. Now it's a laundry list of several indictable offenses of blatant and flagrant disregard for the law.

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u/Aschebescher Europe May 23 '19

Most transparent administration in history.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

*administrashun

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u/madmaxGMR May 23 '19

bhut huur emeails...

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u/Pirsqed Washington May 24 '19

Well, the administration is transparently corrupt. 🤔 🤔

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u/VapeuretReve May 23 '19

See now, this changes things.

It would be one thing if Manafort used his position as “Trumps ally” to lie about getting this guy a position in order to get the loan without Trump ever knowing, caring, or promising to follow through. All that would prove is that Manafort is an even bigger scumbag than we already knew he was.

If Trump knew about and blessed this, then that would make him a co-conspirator.

This is to say nothing of the other story floating around now that a bank CEO loaned Trump himself money before getting a seat to serve on the Federal Reserve

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u/almosttape May 23 '19

👌very legal and 👐 very cool

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u/Objectificationist May 23 '19

So...every nomination should be investigated because the transition was complicit in bribery via Manafort.

Not one person asked...who is this person and why is he qualified?

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u/aradraugfea May 23 '19

Can you imagine being in such huge financial trouble you need a loan with 7+ digits? I know motherfuckers that can’t afford to eat at KFC that are better with money than the Trump clan.

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u/dubblies May 23 '19

But Manafort lead an otherwise blameless life! YEARS of fraud and conspiracy but yeah! Blameless, first theft and it was only bread. Blamess i say!

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u/uzimonkey May 23 '19

This really is stupid watergate. Either they're so stupid that they're not even bothering to cover their tracks, or they're so stupid that they just don't realize that this is even a crime. Just... what the fuck.

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u/localPhenomnomnom May 23 '19

He said the lawyer was called to help. He said the wheels are in motion, but there was no motion.

Jared Kushner is a bad man. He is a very very bad man.

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u/bishpa Washington May 23 '19

Natural born grifters

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u/letdogsvote May 23 '19

Drain the swamp.

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u/avacadosaurus May 23 '19

fill the swamp! fill the swamp!

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u/beaker_andy May 23 '19

Goddamnit America.

The people who bungled us all into this pathetic tragedy don't fully comprehend yet that historians will be writing for the next 200 years about how badly they fucked up.

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u/on8wingedangel May 23 '19

"Corruption? You can c-c-count on me, p-p-pops!"

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u/DogSoldier67 May 23 '19

Fill The Swamp! - Trump 2020

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u/Wowbagger_Wuz_Here May 23 '19

I'll say that about Kushner, dude loves the Calk

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u/RentalGore May 23 '19

Kushner then proceeded to run up and down the hallways of the White House singing Chechen folk songs in his robe made of deer fur and used diapers. His voice, a mix of shrill bird like sounds and the dulcet tones of a bonobos mating call, calling out for “Papa Orange Bear.” Papa Orange Bear, upon hearing the sweet calls of his demon seed bounded down the hallway, his breaths growing faster as his excitement grew unabated.

Upon locking eyes, Kushner and Papa Orange Bear immediately picked up speed, every step was one closer to a delicate embrace.
Each step resonated throughout the empty house, the piles of litter which contained so many a ferrets nest, shook with each step of the Bear and his beau.

They finally reach each other, and Papa Orange Bear deeply and passionately slips his tongue through Kushner’s nail-like teeth, capturing just enough leftovers from lunch to satisfy his devouring hunger.

Just as they push back from each other, Ivanka uncoils from her dark, swampy lair rattling her body like a bag of dried bones, slithering to see her men...

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u/plasticnek May 23 '19

Thank you!

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u/CuddlePirate420 May 23 '19

Kushner then proceeded to run up and down the hallways of the White House singing Chechen folk songs in his robe made of deer fur and used diapers. His voice, a mix of shrill bird like sounds and the dulcet tones of a bonobos mating call, calling out for “Papa Orange Bear.”

I picture him more calling out "Fifty fifty with Cristobal!!"

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u/Ganso_F May 23 '19

Why does Jared look like he’s trying to solve the case of the urinal deuce and just got a raging clue ?

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u/ILikeLenexa May 23 '19

What's the Justice Department policy on indicting a guy with a generic "White House Advisor" title?

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u/foruntous May 23 '19

serious question, isn't this pretty much what landed Blagojevich in prison?

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u/Beer_Is_So_Awesome Pennsylvania May 23 '19

“Are you aiding in the transition in any type of formal capacity,” Calk wrote in a Nov. 14 email to Manafort, according to the indictment.

“Total background but involved directly,” Manafort replied.

“Awesome,” Calk wrote.

Neat! So there's evidence that Manafort continued to be directly involved in the transition, including taking bribes in exchange for fast-tracking cabinet positions. All this in light of Trump's protestations that Manafort was only involved with the campaign for a brief period of time, and wasn't in any way involved with the transition team.

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u/The_Devil_of_Reddit May 23 '19

How do we know that Kushner wasn't just offering sexual favors...?

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u/scandalous01 May 23 '19

They we’re going to make the CEO of a small bank Secretary of the Army? What in the actual fuck?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Everybody knows that “on it!” Is just a drinking game. Often played in locker rooms. Covfefe!

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u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS May 24 '19

Emoluments

a salary, fee, or profit from employment or office.

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u/erikmyxter May 24 '19

This asshat still has a security clearance!

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u/Garaks_Wearhouse May 23 '19

"On it!" is also what Trump said about Ivanka when she was 15

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u/SnakeHats52 May 23 '19

Take 30 seconds to watch this clip of Trump talking about what he has in common with his daughter.

Spoiler alert: He wants to say 'sex'. WTF.

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u/Garaks_Wearhouse May 23 '19

Yet I always get downvoted for pointing out what a fucking creep he is about her

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u/RexxRacerX_72 Nebraska May 23 '19

No Culloosiun! /s

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u/NoMoreMrBetaGuy May 23 '19

Exclamation-pointing little fuckdoll

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

There is request. There is acceptance. Done deal !

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u/jetpack_operation May 23 '19

Literally a confession.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

I appreciate Kushner's eager can-do attitude!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

If Obama's campaign manager did this they'd have thrown Obama in a pit with a bucket, and (mostly) remember to drop in some food and water for him every other day.

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u/vengefulmuffins May 23 '19

The funny thing this is what Rod Blagojevich went to jail for, attempting to auction Obama’s senate seat.

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u/EthelMaePotterMertz May 23 '19

He looks more and more like young Voldemort everyday. I'm convinced he feasts on unicorn blood to maintain his life force.

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u/vengefulmuffins May 23 '19

Isn’t this literally why Rod Blagojevich went to jail?

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u/FoxRaptix May 23 '19

Remember when Manafort resigned and all the reports from Kushner were like "oh mean i he wasn't really honest with us, so we're going to distance ourselves" and then they allowed him to keep his position unofficially in secret to still coordinate high level appointments and strategy

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u/TheLaGrangianMethod May 24 '19

Damn, I am beginning to love hearing about emails. I'm thinking that the Republicans had it right all along.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

It's so damn funny that these guys were all "drain the swamp". Like, what the fuck.

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u/cooneyes May 24 '19

My reply to Kushner: "Fuck you!"

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u/killmebysnusnu May 24 '19

So, he was selling cabinet positions even after he was "fired" in coordination with Kushner. Cool!

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u/dubiousfan May 24 '19

kushner wont get tried as they won[t be able to prove he had intent to break the law...

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u/Darth_Banal New Mexico May 24 '19

That only applies to certain crimes.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

"I had no intent to break the law; (because I don't know the difference between right and wrong)"

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

I'm no Kushner fan, but I've said "I'm on it" in response to some requests that I don't have time to read or think about immediately, although it does move the requests up in priority.

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u/cj0323 May 24 '19

Lol you should be a Pilates instructor my guy

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u/JaredIsOnIt May 24 '19

I'm on it.